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[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd shared a photo. 4/03 near Apprassage

There. I've done my due diligence. Now, poll time: How long do you think we're going to be stuck with this haha April Fool's nonsense? It was funny for about 0.2 seconds before it got old.

Comments

[true_noir]

Oh, is it that time of year again already? I remember this from last year, about the same time. I stuffed myself silly, if I remember right.

[complementing]

Minyaako Aripawtos at least it's harmless, I'll take April Fool's jokes over getting more hallucinations any day Minyaako Aripawtos also YES just confirmed with my boss, I don't have to work this event! Minyaako Aripawtos I can stuff myself silly this year!!! ヾ(≧∇≦*)ゝ

[sparsity]

Micaw Tsukuyomi finally
Micaw Tsukuyomi the best time of the year

[ HECK OFF CHRISTMAS YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ON THIS ]

[strongestheart]

Maya Aidoggo Ooooh, with everything going on I'd forgotten about that!
Maya Aidoggo But I'm already tired of these April Fools jokes...! None of the other side effects from this stupid app lasted this long before, did they?
Maya Aidoggo You know. Besides it still. Existing.

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterrier Oh yeah, my colleagues mentioned about it yesterday.
Augustine Sauveterrier I might come along with a friend.

[divine_braid]

Donald Mallard: My boss is hyped to pull out the cart again. I'm hyped for the extra cash that means.

[me_matey]

bro i am there


FEED

ME

MORE

[rygdea]

Fynn Ibizania YES! Now this is what I'm talking about. Totally going.
Fynn Ibizania As for the Retrospec crap--No idea, Barkson!

[scarlet_devil]

Émilie Écarlate Well then, like previous years, ÉcarlateSoft will donate prizes for the raffle.

[vendettastool]

Yowl-sung Khweh While the food is good, I'm still hoping to see Mama's Chili win the race. Tell me that they're still doing the races this year.

[covenantal]

Mew Nyarukami To be honest, I'm enjoying it.
Mew Nyarukami The nonsense, I mean. It's fun.
Mew Nyarukami Anyway, thanks for letting us know about this, Barkson.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd No.
Barkson Pawd Don't call me that.

[covenantal]

Mew Nyarukami But isn't it your name? It says so right there.

[antagonize]

Yep. Time sure flies when you're dealing with bullshit, right? Just a tip, though: You might want to avoid the candied apple carts this year.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Lucky you.
Barkson Pawd I have a date with the deep fryer at 8:00 AM.
Barkson Pawd Any chances you're still up for a trade?

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Sure, if you're a fan of getting sand all over your food.

[who needs christmas when you can be the grinch all year long, tbh.]

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Not as far as I know.
Barkson Pawd Then again, I've only had this stupid app for about a month. Might want to ask the suckers who got stuck with it from day one.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Great.
Barkson Pawd Be sure to buy lots. Be nice to your cashiers. Don't get food poisoning. Yada yada yada.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Nice. I'm "hyped" for the 13th of April.

[You know... the day after this.]

[antagonize]

Depends. Will you actually HAVE money this time?

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd You do know my name isn't really Barkson, right?

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Might want to remember the contact the coordinators before the 10th, then.
Barkson Pawd I'm just a messenger.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd No idea, dude.
Barkson Pawd I'm just here to sell food and get paid.

[scarlet_devil]

Émilie Écarlate We're doing that as we speak.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd I'm blocking you.

[IF ONLY.]