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Barkson Pawd shared a photo. 4/03 near Apprassage

There. I've done my due diligence. Now, poll time: How long do you think we're going to be stuck with this haha April Fool's nonsense? It was funny for about 0.2 seconds before it got old.

Comments

[true_noir]

Oh, is it that time of year again already? I remember this from last year, about the same time. I stuffed myself silly, if I remember right.

[antagonize]

Yep. Time sure flies when you're dealing with bullshit, right? Just a tip, though: You might want to avoid the candied apple carts this year.

[true_noir]

Yes, I was already planning on skipping that particular cart. Much as I would enjoy it, I think having it smile back at me would put me off of the meal.

[complementing]

Minyaako Aripawtos at least it's harmless, I'll take April Fool's jokes over getting more hallucinations any day Minyaako Aripawtos also YES just confirmed with my boss, I don't have to work this event! Minyaako Aripawtos I can stuff myself silly this year!!! ヾ(≧∇≦*)ゝ

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Barkson Pawd Lucky you.
Barkson Pawd I have a date with the deep fryer at 8:00 AM.
Barkson Pawd Any chances you're still up for a trade?

[sparsity]

Micaw Tsukuyomi finally
Micaw Tsukuyomi the best time of the year

[ HECK OFF CHRISTMAS YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ON THIS ]

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Barkson Pawd Sure, if you're a fan of getting sand all over your food.

[who needs christmas when you can be the grinch all year long, tbh.]

[strongestheart]

Maya Aidoggo Ooooh, with everything going on I'd forgotten about that!
Maya Aidoggo But I'm already tired of these April Fools jokes...! None of the other side effects from this stupid app lasted this long before, did they?
Maya Aidoggo You know. Besides it still. Existing.

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Barkson Pawd Not as far as I know.
Barkson Pawd Then again, I've only had this stupid app for about a month. Might want to ask the suckers who got stuck with it from day one.

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterrier Oh yeah, my colleagues mentioned about it yesterday.
Augustine Sauveterrier I might come along with a friend.

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Barkson Pawd Great.
Barkson Pawd Be sure to buy lots. Be nice to your cashiers. Don't get food poisoning. Yada yada yada.

[divine_braid]

Donald Mallard: My boss is hyped to pull out the cart again. I'm hyped for the extra cash that means.

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Barkson Pawd Nice. I'm "hyped" for the 13th of April.

[You know... the day after this.]

[me_matey]

bro i am there


FEED

ME

MORE

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Depends. Will you actually HAVE money this time?

[rygdea]

Fynn Ibizania YES! Now this is what I'm talking about. Totally going.
Fynn Ibizania As for the Retrospec crap--No idea, Barkson!

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Barkson Pawd You do know my name isn't really Barkson, right?

[scarlet_devil]

Émilie Écarlate Well then, like previous years, ÉcarlateSoft will donate prizes for the raffle.

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Barkson Pawd Might want to remember the contact the coordinators before the 10th, then.
Barkson Pawd I'm just a messenger.

[vendettastool]

Yowl-sung Khweh While the food is good, I'm still hoping to see Mama's Chili win the race. Tell me that they're still doing the races this year.

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Barkson Pawd No idea, dude.
Barkson Pawd I'm just here to sell food and get paid.

[covenantal]

Mew Nyarukami To be honest, I'm enjoying it.
Mew Nyarukami The nonsense, I mean. It's fun.
Mew Nyarukami Anyway, thanks for letting us know about this, Barkson.

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Barkson Pawd No.
Barkson Pawd Don't call me that.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura oh hey this looks awesome!
Yosuke Hanamura i dont see what the raffles r gonna be for though like are the prizes good
Yosuke Hanamura as for april fools idk never did much for it tbh
Yosuke Hanamura its been kinda one big joke around here lately anyway

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Barkson Pawd Depends on your definition of good.
Barkson Pawd Website says they're giving away coupons. Again. $10 says they're expiring on May 1st.
Barkson Pawd "One big joke" sounds like an understatement, fyi.