Retrospec Delivery strikes again

[5kotai]

Pochi Shibakaga shared a photo. 4/10 near Birch Hills Apartments

I think Retrospec sent me live... contraband, that's the word? Something that shouldn't be mailed in a box to a child randomly? Not that my guardian believes me, she thinks he's just a cute tabby cat that some really nice Retrospec employee gave me/had to give up. So did the vet we took him to, so for right now I just have an "active imagination"! Haha... Advice/recommendations for good cat food and toys would be really helpful, actually. He's really sweet, just jumpy.

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[goen]

I'm gonna give you some advice, Koukichi.
Man to man!
If you're gonna keep that cat, then a whole other life is in your hands. His fate is your fate. Understand??
And that means doing what you have to do to take care of him. If your mom gets a little upset at you, don't worry about it.
Take a stand where it's important! A real man protects what's his!
Once you show her that you have what it takes, I'm sure your mom will let up.

[5kotai]

Yes sir!

Well, it's not actually my mom taking care of me, it's her big sister. But I will prove to both that this is okay!

Even when Torakun gets huge. I don't know how I'm going to deal with that but I have supportive friends! And you!

[goen]

[ heehee someone called him sir ]

You bet! If you ever have cat troubles, just give me a call.
Then again, if your auntie doesn't find anything weird about your cat now, who knows if she ever will.
Hey maybe he'll get big enough for you to ride!!
Torakun huh? Awesome name!! (/^▽^)/

[ Yato's naming sense is so basic, take this as you will ]

[5kotai]

Do you mind petsitting? You stay at our apartment with Yasusada and Kiyomitsu sometimes, so it's convenient! Since he looks normal, Auntie will just know as a nice animal lover who's helping out her nephew.

Torakun for now... it's not the best name, honestly.

[goen]

[ ... Koukichi did you shit on the name Yato just called awesome... Children can be so cruel... ]

Just call me Yato, Professional Petsitter. No critter's too tough for me to handle! (･ᴗ･̥̥̥)
You don't like Torakun? I thought it sounded pretty cute...

[5kotai]

[ NO! He just thinks for him, it's not that creative. Yato can find it as cool as he...

Did you know he and Akinobu are cousins? Well. ]

Okay!

I mean, I find it cute, I'm glad you do too! But isn't it a boring name, especially for a tiger? A big tiger named Torakun is like a lion named Fluffy...

[goen]

The irony is what's appealing! It's called gap moe!!!!
Other acceptable names are Stripes, Blanco, and Boxer.

[ Because he came in a box??? You bet. ]

[5kotai]

Cloudy! Because he's soft like one and has lightning stripes.

[ He actually comes to name it Murakumo or something with clouds in Japanese, but let's go with this to appease Yato sensibilities and aesthetics. ]

[goen]

[ Oh! ]

Not bad, not bad at all!
You could even go with Cloud.
Cloud Stripes! ✧( ु•⌄• )

[ stop ]

[5kotai]

kumo-shima-torakun!

[ WHY. ]

[goen]

Not bad! Everyone knows the most royal names come in three parts.
He'll grow up big and regal!