Retrospec Delivery strikes again

[5kotai]

Pochi Shibakaga shared a photo. 4/10 near Birch Hills Apartments

I think Retrospec sent me live... contraband, that's the word? Something that shouldn't be mailed in a box to a child randomly? Not that my guardian believes me, she thinks he's just a cute tabby cat that some really nice Retrospec employee gave me/had to give up. So did the vet we took him to, so for right now I just have an "active imagination"! Haha... Advice/recommendations for good cat food and toys would be really helpful, actually. He's really sweet, just jumpy.

Comments

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking I don't think having a baby tiger will land you in juvi, probably
Steven Squawking purring.
like. happily. you're SURE it's a tiger...?

and then a fruit failed wild cat biology fml (they can't purr)

[5kotai]

Pochi Shibakaga More like, happy tiger noises!
Pochi Shibakaga He definitely doesn't sound like a cat though.
Pochi Shibakaga ... I don't know how much danger I'm supposed to be in, but I give up on this making sense.

fffff

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking if it's not going to attack then you're probably fine
Steven Squawking no different than the weapons people have been getting in the mail instead, though you might be one of the few to get something alive
Steven Squawking they're upping their game

[5kotai]

Pochi Shibakaga When you said that I thought of them sending weirder stuff to up their game.
Pochi Shibakaga Like a mythical creature, a phoenix!
Pochi Shibakaga ...If they get research or something out of people with the Retrospec app, I hope they're more careful with the gift giving.

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking you think anybody around here's ever really seen a phoenix? at least tigers are real but that's pushing it a little

[5kotai]

Pochi Shibakaga Who knows?
Pochi Shibakaga We do have weird birds around here, so new ones could pop up too someday...
Pochi Shibakaga Chocobocos!
Pochi Shibakaga *Chocobos

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking you've got a point
Steven Squawking still not even sure where those came from, but here they are
Steven Squawking you'll let us know if something happens to your tiger, right? I don't trust anything at this point