Retrospec Delivery strikes again

[5kotai]

Pochi Shibakaga shared a photo. 4/10 near Birch Hills Apartments

I think Retrospec sent me live... contraband, that's the word? Something that shouldn't be mailed in a box to a child randomly? Not that my guardian believes me, she thinks he's just a cute tabby cat that some really nice Retrospec employee gave me/had to give up. So did the vet we took him to, so for right now I just have an "active imagination"! Haha... Advice/recommendations for good cat food and toys would be really helpful, actually. He's really sweet, just jumpy.

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[5kotai]

I guess school teaches us scary, but important lessons. All for the sake of teaching kids to be healthy.

[ Or just "why" lessons. ]

Oh! I have to be careful not to leave food out now. Torakun likes getting into everything! Mostly boxes and paper bags, but I just caught him on the kitchen counter...

[sharplydressed]

you learned that in school??
that sounds like something a teacher read while they were scrolling through clickbait (￣Д￣；；

anyway, that's probably going to become a problem too, isn't it?
over time i mean
especially if he gets big, but even if he doesn't...

[5kotai]

It was a funny lesson! We had to figure out which was food we'd take camping by only knowing their ingredients. Lots of people brought what was revealed later to be cat food, because it sounded healthy.

...I have a spritzer bottle for discipline! For plants, torakun, and hungover tenants.

[sharplydressed]

well i guess those guys will be okay if they ever need to live off of cat food for some reason

[AND THEN JUST, A PAUSE... Who is Koukichi Ashikaga.]

you're really something else, you know
make sure it doesn't get angry with you, okay?
either the tiger or the hungover tenants

[5kotai]

[ ...Fearless. The most ironic thing here, but fearless. ]

There'a a lot of things I'm afraid of:
-bad grades
-making people mad
-rotten zombie fruit

but torakun isn't one of them. Weird, I should be, but something in my head tells me it'll be alright. Like I'm sure he won't eat me.

Also, Aunt Ryo let me have the spray bottle for those reasons. Now I have fern duty and "get the afterparty animals off the lobby couches" duty.

[ SHE WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE LATTER BUT HER NEPHEW TOOK IT SERIOUSLY. ]

[sharplydressed]

[TRULY FEARLESS. He's not sure he trusts this mysterious feeling he has that's telling him hanging out with a tiger is a-okay, but he supposes people have been dealing with much weirder feelings lately... Maybe he should just be grateful that Koukichi isn't suddenly possessed by the urge to dedicate his life to tiger maintenance or something.]

well
just as long as you remember to get us if you need help

with both your tiger and kicking out hungover jerks

[What even is their collective lives.]