We interrupt your regular shitposting for...

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu shared a photo. 4/21/2017 near Viea Village

🍓❤️ 18 now

[...Well, okay, it's still pretty shitposty, but at least it's in a wholesome way?]

Comments

[tarotcards]

Happy birthday, Tatsuma! That looks like a delicious cake. (๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧

Are you free later today btw?

[strawberrypunch]

Thanks

Yeah i think so

[Besides cake, he doesn't really have any plans...]

[tarotcards]

Can I visit you then? At your house, I mean.

[ Nope... this isn't suspicious at all... ]

[strawberrypunch]

[Not... in the slightest...]

If you really want to

Do you have my address?

[tarotcards]

I don't so if you don't mind sharing, I'd appreciate it.

[strawberrypunch]

[Have an address, Souji! Hopefully no one here is nefarious enough to record it for ulterior motives or anything.]

[tarotcards]

Thank you. I'll drop by shortly. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[starfruitfrog]

[What a pure photo...Sato doesn't even know who this is, but:]

Looks good. Happy birthday!

Don't go around doing irresponsible things now just because you're an adult.

[strawberrypunch]

Thank you

[He doesn't know who this is either, but it can't hurt to be polite.]

Ill vote responsibly

[And... actually.]

What else can you do when youre 18?

[starfruitfrog]

Get sued, apparently.

[He had to look this up...]

Buy cigarettes, open a bank account, get married, there's actually a lot.

I didn't know you could do all this

Which makes being responsible even more important, right?

[strawberrypunch]

Oh

[Well.]

I dont think ill do most of that

Bank account maybe?

[That sounds sufficiently Adultish, and... actually, he's not really looking forward to those kinds of responsibilities.]

What else should i avoid?

[starfruitfrog]

It's never too early to start a bank account and build up your credit history.
Even if it sounds really boring.

And maybe just avoid getting arrested. Drink in moderation, know that your still have a lot of time to do the things you want to do, that kind of thing?

And don't take candy from strangers?

[Sato, he's eighteen, not eight....]

[strawberrypunch]

[Oh no, he's getting actual advice. ...Sort of?]

Are you sure the last one is for 18?

[complementing]

happy birthday! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ imo it would definitely be a happy birthday with a great looking cake like that did you ever try making the strawberry bread we talked about before?

[strawberrypunch]

Thanks

[Even if it's just over an app, it's surprisingly nice, getting all these congratulations.]

Grandma knows how to make it best

Havent made the bread yet though

I helped with a normal loaf instead

[Pause.]

It came out bad

[Oops.]

[complementing]

...how bad is bad

[strawberrypunch]

[A dangerous question, Minako...]

I forgot the yeast

[Yeah...]

And then it burned

[Yeah......]

[complementing]

[This poor boy.] oh um I'm sorry forgetting one ingredient isn't that bad though! [He just...forgot one of the most important ones.] baking is definitely a 'if at first you fail, try try again' sort of thing

[strawberrypunch]

[This is what happens when you never learn basic kitchen... Anything.]

Grandma says i can try again when i buy her a new pan

[constellates]

[anya loves birthdays - and she giggles excitedly when she sees the image. it's also why she attaches a music file to her response!

it starts with anya's voice going "it is anya's friend's birthday today! can we all sing for him please? his name is tatsuma-senpai!" and that's it, that's how she gets everyone in the room at the dance studio to sing happy birthday to him. that's the music file.

followed by anya's excited typing:]

happy happy birthday tatsuma-senpai !
please tell grandma and grandpa hello from anya too

[strawberrypunch]

[Anya how do you do this, is this your superpower, getting everyone to burst into song.

The whole thing is adorable and it's a shame this is text because he's definitely blushing, somewhat embarrassed but undeniably pleased. What a cute song... And for once, it was for him, even!]

Thank you
Ill tell them
Thank everyone else for me too
For the song

[constellates]

[she's just terribly charismatic and everyone seems to be terrified of telling her no at the risk of making her unhappy

either way she's absolutely giddy]

you are welcome !
i am so happy that you liked it
are you busy for the rest of the day ?
i have to give you your real present !

[strawberrypunch]

[That's a surprise. There's a bit of a delay before his next text, if only because it gave him a short pause.]

Im not busy

[Although what she could have possibly have gotten him...?]

Theres extra cake for you

[Even he couldn't possibly eat it all in one sitting. While he hadn't necessarily expected others to come over, he'll gladly share with them when they do!]

[constellates]

really ?
i love cake ! it looked so tasty
ok i will come over after dance practice
is that ok ?

does senpai or senpais grandparents need anything from the grocery on the way ?

[strawberrypunch]

Thats fine
And hold on

[Please hold while he consults his grandparents.]

No were good
Thank you