We interrupt your regular shitposting for...

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu shared a photo. 4/21/2017 near Viea Village

🍓❤️ 18 now

[...Well, okay, it's still pretty shitposty, but at least it's in a wholesome way?]

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

[Don't go around calling him old!!]

No
I'm an adult-aged adult.

[Is that even a thing? Because if not, he was making it into a thing.]

[strawberrypunch]

18 isnt adult-aged adult?

[starfruitfrog]

I'm more adult-aged.
Like

A mature adult.

[strawberrypunch]

["""Mature"""]

Whats the difference

[starfruitfrog]

[Turning eighteen doesn't give him free reign to sass his fellow adults!]

You take better care of your health

[strawberrypunch]

[Nonsense, this is a perfectly adult, mature conversation.]

I havent noticed any problems so far

[starfruitfrog]

Because you're still young. But by the time you notice problems it'll be way too late anyway.

[strawberrypunch]

Wait what do you mean too late

[starfruitfrog]

Because by the time you see symptoms, you could already be terminal!!

[He learned this from a hospital drama.]

[strawberrypunch]

Terminal??

[No... It can't be!!]

[starfruitfrog]

YES

[It can be and it is!!




No it isn't but he feels like he's on a roll now and won't back down.]

[strawberrypunch]

Terminal what?

[starfruitfrog]

[That's a good question actually...thank goodness he's prepared for it:]

Terminal everything

[strawberrypunch]

NO

[starfruitfrog]

YES

Sorry but

YES

[strawberrypunch]

[Pause.]

I have to go

I have alot to think about

[...Also a lot of cake to eat.]

[starfruitfrog]

[Did he say too much?

Now he feels bad....and on this kid's birthday too...]

Well you don't have to think about it right now
Since you're still a young adult and everything

Just eat your vegetables, have fun and it'll probably all work out