We interrupt your regular shitposting for...

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu shared a photo. 4/21/2017 near Viea Village

🍓❤️ 18 now

[...Well, okay, it's still pretty shitposty, but at least it's in a wholesome way?]

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

[What a pure photo...Sato doesn't even know who this is, but:]

Looks good. Happy birthday!

Don't go around doing irresponsible things now just because you're an adult.

[strawberrypunch]

Thank you

[He doesn't know who this is either, but it can't hurt to be polite.]

Ill vote responsibly

[And... actually.]

What else can you do when youre 18?

[starfruitfrog]

Get sued, apparently.

[He had to look this up...]

Buy cigarettes, open a bank account, get married, there's actually a lot.

I didn't know you could do all this

Which makes being responsible even more important, right?

[strawberrypunch]

Oh

[Well.]

I dont think ill do most of that

Bank account maybe?

[That sounds sufficiently Adultish, and... actually, he's not really looking forward to those kinds of responsibilities.]

What else should i avoid?

[starfruitfrog]

It's never too early to start a bank account and build up your credit history.
Even if it sounds really boring.

And maybe just avoid getting arrested. Drink in moderation, know that your still have a lot of time to do the things you want to do, that kind of thing?

And don't take candy from strangers?

[Sato, he's eighteen, not eight....]

[strawberrypunch]

[Oh no, he's getting actual advice. ...Sort of?]

Are you sure the last one is for 18?

[starfruitfrog]

[Sato's age is showing....]

I think that's good advice no matter what age you are.

Unless you don't like candy.

[strawberrypunch]

Are there many people who take candy?

[He wouldn't have thought it but hey, who knows. He also wouldn't have thought fruits would dance, and that sure happened.]

[starfruitfrog]

Yes?
It's candy, isn't it?

[strawberrypunch]

[...]

Do you take the candy?

1/2

[starfruitfrog]

[Sometimes.]

[starfruitfrog]

No!

I'm an adult and taking candy from strangers would be irresponsible.

[Unless they had gummies.]

[strawberrypunch]

[HMMMM…]

Good
Its dangerous

[As established.]

Im fine with strawberry milk

[As long as he has his own snacks, there’s no reason to take any candy anyway. Truly, he has beaten the system.]

[starfruitfrog]

[This kid.............Sato isn't sure if he should be happy that this kid is so obviously responsible or sad that he's not this responsible...]

Taking strawberry milk from strangers is probably even worse. It could be old and expired.

[strawberrypunch]

No
The strawberry milks mine

I bring it every day

[A responsible kid, but... In the end, still a kid, apparently.]

[starfruitfrog]

Oh
Good?

It's good that you're prepared
And that you're getting your calcium.

[strawberrypunch]

Its better than normal milk

[Which is the main reason, really. Normal milk is disgusting.]

[starfruitfrog]

It also has more sugar than normal milk.

[strawberrypunch]

But it tastes better

[Checkmate.]

[starfruitfrog]

I guess. [It's not his thing though.]
Eating healthier is an adult responsibility too though, isn't it?

[strawberrypunch]

Dont you get to eat what you want?

[starfruitfrog]

Technically. But as you get older, you have to be healthier, I guess?

[strawberrypunch]

As long as you exercise its ok right?

[Tatsuma no.]

[starfruitfrog]

In theory.
But not everyone [i.e. him] has time to exercise.

[Or maybe he's too lazy.]

[strawberrypunch]

School covers it for me

[The joys of still being that much of a youth!]