We interrupt your regular shitposting for...

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu shared a photo. 4/21/2017 near Viea Village

🍓❤️ 18 now

[...Well, okay, it's still pretty shitposty, but at least it's in a wholesome way?]

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

It also has more sugar than normal milk.

[strawberrypunch]

But it tastes better

[Checkmate.]

[starfruitfrog]

I guess. [It's not his thing though.]
Eating healthier is an adult responsibility too though, isn't it?

[strawberrypunch]

Dont you get to eat what you want?

[starfruitfrog]

Technically. But as you get older, you have to be healthier, I guess?

[strawberrypunch]

As long as you exercise its ok right?

[Tatsuma no.]

[starfruitfrog]

In theory.
But not everyone [i.e. him] has time to exercise.

[Or maybe he's too lazy.]

[strawberrypunch]

School covers it for me

[The joys of still being that much of a youth!]

[starfruitfrog]

Congrats on still being young, then...

[strawberrypunch]

But still an adult.

[That part is important.]

[starfruitfrog]

Yes, yes. A young adult. You can actually be both.

[strawberrypunch]

Which are you?

[Because he actually has no idea who he’s talking to here.]

[starfruitfrog]

An adult

[That is to say that he's older...but not old enough to be considered an "old adult" yet.]

[strawberrypunch]

[Are you sure about that Sato.]

But not a young adult

[starfruitfrog]

[Don't go around calling him old!!]

No
I'm an adult-aged adult.

[Is that even a thing? Because if not, he was making it into a thing.]

[strawberrypunch]

18 isnt adult-aged adult?

[starfruitfrog]

I'm more adult-aged.
Like

A mature adult.

[strawberrypunch]

["""Mature"""]

Whats the difference

[starfruitfrog]

[Turning eighteen doesn't give him free reign to sass his fellow adults!]

You take better care of your health

[strawberrypunch]

[Nonsense, this is a perfectly adult, mature conversation.]

I havent noticed any problems so far

[starfruitfrog]

Because you're still young. But by the time you notice problems it'll be way too late anyway.

[strawberrypunch]

Wait what do you mean too late

[starfruitfrog]

Because by the time you see symptoms, you could already be terminal!!

[He learned this from a hospital drama.]

[strawberrypunch]

Terminal??

[No... It can't be!!]

[starfruitfrog]

YES

[It can be and it is!!




No it isn't but he feels like he's on a roll now and won't back down.]