And now, a welcoming message from Noah | Photo

[redarm]

[Now that Noah's had a day to scream his head off, he's much calmer to address the network as a whole.]

hey if theres anyone out there still kidding themselves into thinking all this is just harmless pranks and shit?
i just want you to know i woke up with a new arm yesterday:

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 5/01 near The Towers

thanks retrospec for your stalker photo

look forward to this kind of shit new people!
none of this is a joke!
sucks to be you!

also i think i need a doctor.

Comments

[prometheanflame]

Mohammed Hefaz What is that?
Mohammed Hefaz You don't remember who did this to you?

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell its an arm.
Noah Robin Campbell but nope.
Noah Robin Campbell i just went to bed and woke up like this.

[prometheanflame]

Mohammed Hefaz As if this app wasn't bad news enough...
Mohammed Hefaz Is this like the fruit and horses?
Mohammed Hefaz It hasn't happened to me yet.

[true_noir]

[They hadn't exactly ended their last conversation on the best of terms, but seriously dude, what the hell was that?]

Chloe Bouchard Are you alright?
Chloe Bouchard That can't possibly be feeling good
Chloe Bouchard It looks horrendously infected.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell yeah, its like the fruit and horses
Noah Robin Campbell and the weird memories.
Noah Robin Campbell welcome to a shitty time.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell i grew a freaky arm overnight
Noah Robin Campbell there is no alright about this.
Noah Robin Campbell i cant tell if its infected or not.

[prometheanflame]

Mohammed Hefaz How is this even possible?
Mohammed Hefaz I can't believe this app and all of these bizarre events are linked. It can't be real.
Mohammed Hefaz Does your family know?

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard No, you're right. I suppose that is rather obvious.
Chloe Bouchard If it's infected, you'd probably feel a lot of pain right around the part where one arm touches the other.
Chloe Bouchard Does it hurt, or just feel weird?

[Because how could that not feel weird?]

[matchbreaker]

[ What the hell is that? What the hell is this? She'd been trying to look around the dozens, hundreds, thousands of replies as best she could to Jim and work out what they were walking into - But. Well, the young man had addressed this to new people. So she'll reply. ]

Elda Marker It seems impossible for an app to do this.
Elda Marker Do you have access to a doctor in your situation?

[accordance]

I am a qualified physician.

Would you like to see me? I have open slots this Wednesday afternoon.

[redarm]

[--Oh hey he recognizes the name attached to this message]

youre dr. trevelyan? rachel mentioned you.
yes please.

[accordance]

That is correct. Can you arrive at 3pm? And would you have clothing that can cover your arm? I would not wish to alarm my receptionist who is sadly mundane.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell we all thought that too once.
Noah Robin Campbell working on it!

[matchbreaker]

Elda Marker I suppose you must've
Elda Marker Actually, can people un-involved see that arm?
Elda Marker After all, we all forgot horses until now.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell we dont know.
Noah Robin Campbell none of it makes sense.
Noah Robin Campbell my cousin knows, but my dads out of town.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell just feels really weird.
Noah Robin Campbell then again just having a left arm that can feel at all is weird for me.

[prometheanflame]

Mohammed Hefaz What about everyone else on Facebook?
Mohammed Hefaz This is Facebook, right? Or is Retrospec copying what's popular?

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell they can see it alright.
Noah Robin Campbell the cashier nearly fainted when i went to buy gloves.

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard Is the flesh of it even flesh? The color seems wrong entirely.
Chloe Bouchard Regardless, you are right and need to see a doctor.
Chloe Bouchard I suggest Grell, or her associate.
Chloe Bouchard Since they're on the app, they wouldn't think this is normal.

[matchbreaker]

Elda Marker That seems quite the hassle!

[ Understatement of the year, Marker. Still, she frowns, trying to think of what else to say here, what else to ask- oh, actually. ]

Elda Marker How long have you been involved in this?

[redarm]

yeah im gonna stock up on gloves.
wait 3pm?
oh no, i have work then.
anyway tuesday could work instead? im off today.

[accordance]

Would you be fine with evening then? Anytime after 6.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell youre asking the wrong guy about Facebook
Noah Robin Campbell i have a grand total of 1 person friended on my facebook.
Noah Robin Campbell and thats my cousin.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell no shit
Noah Robin Campbell since march.

[prometheanflame]

Mohammed Hefaz Oh.
Mohammed Hefaz That's alright. I'll ask someone else.
Mohammed Hefaz It would be interesting to see how people that don't have the app will react to what's posted here.