And now, a welcoming message from Noah | Photo

[redarm]

[Now that Noah's had a day to scream his head off, he's much calmer to address the network as a whole.]

hey if theres anyone out there still kidding themselves into thinking all this is just harmless pranks and shit?
i just want you to know i woke up with a new arm yesterday:

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 5/01 near The Towers

thanks retrospec for your stalker photo

look forward to this kind of shit new people!
none of this is a joke!
sucks to be you!

also i think i need a doctor.

Comments

[prometheanflame]

Mohammed Hefaz What is that?
Mohammed Hefaz You don't remember who did this to you?

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell its an arm.
Noah Robin Campbell but nope.
Noah Robin Campbell i just went to bed and woke up like this.

[true_noir]

[They hadn't exactly ended their last conversation on the best of terms, but seriously dude, what the hell was that?]

Chloe Bouchard Are you alright?
Chloe Bouchard That can't possibly be feeling good
Chloe Bouchard It looks horrendously infected.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell i grew a freaky arm overnight
Noah Robin Campbell there is no alright about this.
Noah Robin Campbell i cant tell if its infected or not.

[matchbreaker]

[ What the hell is that? What the hell is this? She'd been trying to look around the dozens, hundreds, thousands of replies as best she could to Jim and work out what they were walking into - But. Well, the young man had addressed this to new people. So she'll reply. ]

Elda Marker It seems impossible for an app to do this.
Elda Marker Do you have access to a doctor in your situation?

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell we all thought that too once.
Noah Robin Campbell working on it!

[accordance]

I am a qualified physician.

Would you like to see me? I have open slots this Wednesday afternoon.

[redarm]

[--Oh hey he recognizes the name attached to this message]

youre dr. trevelyan? rachel mentioned you.
yes please.

[thesettingsun]

[Okay, so this app is terrible, but it can't be that bad even with what this guy's saying, he'll just look at this HOLY FUCKING SHIT]

please tell me you're just really good at costume makeup

[redarm]

its not makeup.

1/2

[livingdeadgirl]

Ami Aihara oh my god
the legends were true

2/2

[livingdeadgirl]

Ami Aihara that is so metal!!!
what's it made of? does it have super strength?
ooh or is it some kind of alien symbiote
can it talk???

[scriptive]

Oh no! Does it hurt? Are you feeling okay? Can you still move it??

[redarm]

it doesnt hurt but it doesnt move either. its also heavy to lift.

[b0mbshell]

Kazuhira Miller There is not enough cortizone in the world for that nightmare.
Kazuhira Miller Does this happen to everyone with this damn app?

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell dont know.
Noah Robin Campbell maybe

[longwei2go]

important question
were you missing an arm before

[redarm]

yeah.
i was born without a left arm.

1/2

[covenantal]

[ .... ]

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami Can I do anything for you, Noah?

[toushiro]

Toushiro Hitsugaya Looks like everyone asked everything I wanted to know.

Has your appearance changed before this?

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell no this is the first ive had.

[appraiser]

noah..............
should i extend congratulations or condolences, i'm not sure what to say

[redarm]

pretty sure
"what the fuck"
would cover it.

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb Good lord.
Eleanor Lamb Does it hurt? Or...does it work, I guess?
Eleanor Lamb That is intense, man.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell no it doesnt work or hurt.
Noah Robin Campbell its just heavy.

[trivialization]

I think you need a priest.

[Maximum tact.]

[redarm]

gee. thanks.

[wantshappiness]

Yuuri Kumoi Does that happen a lot???

Yuuri Kumoi Does it hurt?

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell to me?
no.
Noah Robin Campbell and no its just heavy and wont move.

[strawberrypunch]

[Oh.

So these sorts of things can happen too.]

Noah are you okay?

[Because holy shit that does not look okay.]

[redarm]

im not in pain.
but i dont think "okay" is a good description either.

[elevelvetor]

[ ooh, how interesting!!! ]

Elizabeth Velveteen it's almost like something out of a game!
Elizabeth Velveteen or perhaps a show...
Elizabeth Velveteen regardless, it is quite terrifying-looking. does it just look weird, or can you do anything interesting with it?

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell i cant even move it.
Noah Robin Campbell so no.

[crushcard]

[ wait, what the fuck, that arm is not normal, how is this even happening-- more importantly, how is an app even responsible for this?! but he can't ask this over the network, so he's just going to keep these outbursts to himself and go: ]

Yamashiro Seto ... How do you wake up with a whole new arm?
Yamashiro Seto That looks painful. Does it.... function like an arm?

[ eh, close enough. ]

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell i dont know.
Noah Robin Campbell you wake and theres an arm that wasnt there before.
Noah Robin Campbell and no. it barely moves.

[mercurio]

if i touched it does that mean i'm infected now?

[redarm]

i dunno, maybe?
notice any redness?

walks in a week late with starbucks

[frostythehitman]

jesus christ

If this is a new arm, what the hell happened to the old one?

delicious

[redarm]

i didnt have one.