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Oh my gosh, did you get hit?
[ She's not sure if she's sorry for the man or amused. ]
[ She's not sure if she's sorry for the man or amused. ]
Yes, I believe that death by sparrow droppings would probably be one of the most humiliating deaths I can imagine. It would make for a humorous tombstone, if one were ghoulish about it, but the reality, not so much.
Near death experience with falling projectiles, I take it?
Near death experience with falling projectiles, I take it?
If I got hit, my message would've be far less coherent than this.
And that's assuming I didn't just die from the impact or drown in the disgusting dropping.
And that's assuming I didn't just die from the impact or drown in the disgusting dropping.
To only be remembered by a humiliating death. Truly the worst thing.
Yes, I wasn't expecting something to drop from the sky like that. Almost like a meteor, except it was shit.
Yes, I wasn't expecting something to drop from the sky like that. Almost like a meteor, except it was shit.
Then my message shall be your warning. Always walk under hangings, especially if there's a sudden flock of birds above you.
They can drop that bomb at any moment.
They can drop that bomb at any moment.
I can imagine a few things worse, and you wouldn't suffer the trouble afterwards, but it is still terribly bad. I will definitely say that a ball of white mess from the sky would be less than desirable on the best of days.
You seem none the worse for wear, though, yes?
You seem none the worse for wear, though, yes?
Yes, obviously. Unless people enjoy having bird shit on their clothes or hair.
I'm fine. But after today, I'm not spending any unnecessary time outside until we're back to our normal size.
I'm fine. But after today, I'm not spending any unnecessary time outside until we're back to our normal size.
Could you rally drown from just that? We're small but are we *that* small>
Worst case scenario, I'll order delivery.
I realize they'll be the ones in danger, but blame capitalism.
I realize they'll be the ones in danger, but blame capitalism.
Unfortunately I can't just avoid my classes because of this.
It is. Suddenly we're the bottom of the food chain.
It is. Suddenly we're the bottom of the food chain.
Pass!
But if it didn't hit you, what brought on this fear for you?
But if it didn't hit you, what brought on this fear for you?
It almost hit me. I saw the disgusting thing land a short distance away from me, like a sudden shit bomb.
They'll be well compensated. I can see that they crossed a potential battlefield just to deliver supplies.
Going beyond the call of duty and such.
Going beyond the call of duty and such.
Not a completely dishonest excuse.
We aren't well, or normal.
We aren't well, or normal.
Near experience, to be exact. It dropped just a short distance away.
If I was standing just a few inches to the left, I'd be dead. Or covered in shit at least.
Suddenly I'm thankful for the smallest things because of bird shit.
If I was standing just a few inches to the left, I'd be dead. Or covered in shit at least.
Suddenly I'm thankful for the smallest things because of bird shit.
Oh wow, that had to be disconcerting!
Did you get splattered?
Did you get splattered?
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