nope

[huxceptional]

Death by bird shit would be the most humiliating way to go. Don't even try arguing.

I'm done with this nonsense already.

Comments

[matchbreaker]

Oh my gosh, did you get hit?

[ She's not sure if she's sorry for the man or amused. ]

[huxceptional]

If I got hit, my message would've be far less coherent than this.

And that's assuming I didn't just die from the impact or drown in the disgusting dropping.

[matchbreaker]

Could you rally drown from just that? We're small but are we *that* small>

[huxceptional]

I don't know. You can find out for me.

[matchbreaker]

Pass!

But if it didn't hit you, what brought on this fear for you?

[true_noir]

Yes, I believe that death by sparrow droppings would probably be one of the most humiliating deaths I can imagine. It would make for a humorous tombstone, if one were ghoulish about it, but the reality, not so much.

Near death experience with falling projectiles, I take it?

[huxceptional]

To only be remembered by a humiliating death. Truly the worst thing.

Yes, I wasn't expecting something to drop from the sky like that. Almost like a meteor, except it was shit.

[true_noir]

I can imagine a few things worse, and you wouldn't suffer the trouble afterwards, but it is still terribly bad. I will definitely say that a ball of white mess from the sky would be less than desirable on the best of days.

You seem none the worse for wear, though, yes?

[huxceptional]

Yes, obviously. Unless people enjoy having bird shit on their clothes or hair.

I'm fine. But after today, I'm not spending any unnecessary time outside until we're back to our normal size.

[true_noir]

This app is a crash course in the fine art of sarcasm. Everyone should know it before it is done.

Hopefully it will not be so long as to make you go hungry.

[mercurio]

lmao that's hilarious but terrifying because i never considered it a possibility until now

[huxceptional]

Then my message shall be your warning. Always walk under hangings, especially if there's a sudden flock of birds above you.

They can drop that bomb at any moment.

[mercurio]

maybe just stay home? birds can get under awnings dude

[mercurio]

being this size is terrifying

[huxceptional]

Unfortunately I can't just avoid my classes because of this.

It is. Suddenly we're the bottom of the food chain.

[mercurio]

death by bird poop is the lowest of the lowest, no kidding!
man i'm totally skipping my classes this week
i told my teachers i got sick

[frostythehitman]

You speaking from experience?

[huxceptional]

Near experience, to be exact. It dropped just a short distance away.

If I was standing just a few inches to the left, I'd be dead. Or covered in shit at least.

Suddenly I'm thankful for the smallest things because of bird shit.

[frostythehitman]

Well, yeah. Kinda hard to be thankful for anything larger than bird crap, considering anything much bigger than that is practically a mountain now.

So, what now? Gonna get one of those umbrella hats to keep yourself safe? Or are you just gonna rely on the power of prayer to keep you out of the crap pile?

[huxceptional]

I'd rather not rely on prayer to solve my problems.

I just need to be far more careful, walk under more overhangs. Spend less time outside in general. It's the logical decision here.

[frostythehitman]

Oh yeah, living the rest of your life in terror of bird crap. Real logical.

[divine_braid]

Donald Maxwell I... Yeah, I can't. Sorry, man. I'm lol-ing over here.

[huxceptional]

Wow. Thanks for your contribution.

Get shit on.

[divine_braid]

Donald Maxwell Sorry dude.
Donald Maxwell But really. You posted that. You knew people were going to make comments back.

[huxceptional]

Of course, I know how social media works. You can send pointless comments and I will respond in kind.