gotta sketch em all

[feistytrader]

Gintaro Suzukaze shared a photo. 5/11 near Recollé Public Library

Normally I'd try to keep weird hallucinomemory stuff to myself because I'm pretty partial to not seeming like a crazy person, but since we're all in this together, has anyone ever seen anything like the weird looking guy on the top? Or the bear bouncer with the fancy shoulder pads. Or a crow with a weird hat, or. You know, I'm not even gonna bother trying to describe the other guys, because fire lion dog and his buddies storm tiger and the mysterious blue one sound completely made up. I'm guessing no context and full of animals is just gonna be par for the course now.

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[feistytrader]

Tamagotchi or anime mascots. The mysterious blue one had something that looked kind of like a huge crystal on its head, so I guess it has that going for it.

I feel pretty bad for it too, but it was kind of weird and vacant. I'm not sure if it felt anything or not. Or maybe its face is just stuck that way.

[botamochi]

well, you can't go wrong with bedazzling your own head, i guess.

does it look literally like your drawing? i thought that's just your impression of it, like an art style... those eyes are piercing through my soul.

[feistytrader]

I promise the eyes aren't part of my artistic vision. It looked exactly as weird and vacant as that.

[botamochi]

maybe it's sleeping?

some people sleep with their eyes open, right?

... maybe it doesn't have eyelids, like fish.

[feistytrader]

[...Did they have eyelids? ...Sheesh.]

I want to say that some had their eyes closed, but I'm not sure.

As if they weren't weird enough.

[botamochi]

so they do have eyelids. that doesn't make them any less weird, you're right.

what color are they even? do they even make a noise...?

[feistytrader]

They were completely pink. Yeah, I'm serious.

They liked yawning a lot. Maybe they're like those huge useless fish that float around in the ocean.

[botamochi]

wow... they kind of sound like sloths, then?

pink sloths.

that much have been one hell of a hallucinomemory for you though. were you some kind of zookeeper?

[feistytrader]

Sort of. I might be some kind of magical zookeeper that beats people up with bears.

[...All things consdiered, it's not a bad lot in life.]

[botamochi]

at least that's interesting? i think.

... but is that legal? what the hell.

[feistytrader]

Probably not, but I don't think cutting off ottersloth tails is very legal either.

[...He's still not sure if he's some weird ranger, a vigilante, or just some asshole. Well, he doesn't have to figure everything out today.]

[botamochi]

[ Give him a moment... ]

So you're the one that cut its tail?

[feistytrader]

I would sooner eat bees. Or I'd hope that past me would eat sooner eat bees. I can't say for sure, I guess.

No, I promise I don't have some weird hobbies and just beat up some lame weirdoes for the most bizarre case of animal cruelty I've ever seen.

[botamochi]

man... that's some gruesome memory you got there.

while i guess it isn't too over the top, i should still ask if you're all right? it sounds like quite the ride that would happen on 4/20.