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retrospec2017-02-07 12:28 am
tarotcards) wrote in retrospec2017-02-07 12:28 am
Entry tags:
- bleach: keigo asano,
- borderlands: handsome jack,
- fatal frame: sakuya haibara,
- ff type-0: deuce,
- ffxv: aranea highwind,
- ffxv: ardyn izunia,
- ffxv: gentiana,
- ffxv: iris amicitia,
- ffxv: prompto argentum,
- guilty gear: may,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: roxy lalonde,
- id@lmaster: anastasia,
- kingdom hearts: larxene,
- kingdom hearts: riku,
- lovelive: honoka kousaka,
- mobile suit gundam 00: setsuna seiei,
- persona 3: minako arisato,
- persona 4: souji seta,
- persona 4: yosuke hanamura,
- persona 4: yu narukami,
- pokemon: professor sycamore,
- saints row: matt miller,
- touhou project: remilia scarlet,
- undertale: frisk
video ♞ blind dates
[ In the midst of all the text entries in the network, there is surprisingly a video entry posted in Retrospec this afternoon. When clicking on it, a pair of identical twins (tarotcards and covenantal will appear on screen. ]
Hello, Recollé.
In light of Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, we’ve figured that we should host an event.
After all, it’s not Valentine’s Day without dates and unexpected confessions.
[ He says, copying almost word-by-word what a certain uncle said (asides from the 'awkward dates' part because look, he doesn't want to deter anyone from signing up). ]
Or without Cupid helping out. Which is, of course, what we’re here to do.
[ A pause as the two twins look at each other. ]
...Cupids? Or is it just Cupid?
[ A thoughtful pause, and: ]
Cupids.
[ And a nod from the other. They then both face the camera once again. ]
As we're such good and kind Cupids, we have decided to help everyone find their one true love. Therefore, we will be hosting a blind dating event, where no one will be alone for Valentine's Day this year.
Just text us your details and we’ll help set you up with the date of your dreams. Or, you can always give us a friend’s details, too.
[ Said completely deadpan. … is … he serious? Is he joking?? It is impossible to tell. ]
We’ll randomize everyone’s information to find them a date, and let you know on the 13th.
Then on the 14th, you can experience the date of your life. We won't just leave you completely hanging, though. We'll have our own little Cupids booth in the city to guide any unsure or confused little lovers.
[ Then, in unison, the twins both bow their heads and say: ]
We hope you enjoy the event.
[ A few minutes after the broadcast, a little extra text is attached: ]
Which outfit is better? Something more traditional or risque?
It’s important, so please be honest.
( ooc: Souji’s dialogue is in dark blue and Yu’s is in gray. The blind date event details are over here! OOC sign-ups are mandatory to participate, even if there’s an IC sign up here. The deadline is on Feb. 10 at 11:59PM EST so please get your comment in before then. Please reply to this entry as text-only, please! Also, Souji’s player (tarotcards) will reply to all tags tomorrow so apologizes for the delay! Feel free to ask Ichi (Souji) or Pip (Yu) if you have any questions over here!)
tarotcards and covenantal will appear on screen. ]Hello, Recollé.
In light of Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, we’ve figured that we should host an event.
After all, it’s not Valentine’s Day without dates and unexpected confessions.
[ He says, copying almost word-by-word what a certain uncle said (asides from the 'awkward dates' part because look, he doesn't want to deter anyone from signing up). ]
Or without Cupid helping out. Which is, of course, what we’re here to do.
[ A pause as the two twins look at each other. ]
...Cupids? Or is it just Cupid?
[ A thoughtful pause, and: ]
Cupids.
[ And a nod from the other. They then both face the camera once again. ]
As we're such good and kind Cupids, we have decided to help everyone find their one true love. Therefore, we will be hosting a blind dating event, where no one will be alone for Valentine's Day this year.
Just text us your details and we’ll help set you up with the date of your dreams. Or, you can always give us a friend’s details, too.
[ Said completely deadpan. … is … he serious? Is he joking?? It is impossible to tell. ]
We’ll randomize everyone’s information to find them a date, and let you know on the 13th.
Then on the 14th, you can experience the date of your life. We won't just leave you completely hanging, though. We'll have our own little Cupids booth in the city to guide any unsure or confused little lovers.
[ Then, in unison, the twins both bow their heads and say: ]
We hope you enjoy the event.
[ A few minutes after the broadcast, a little extra text is attached: ]
Which outfit is better? Something more traditional or risque?
It’s important, so please be honest.
( ooc: Souji’s dialogue is in dark blue and Yu’s is in gray. The blind date event details are over here! OOC sign-ups are mandatory to participate, even if there’s an IC sign up here. The deadline is on Feb. 10 at 11:59PM EST so please get your comment in before then. Please reply to this entry as text-only, please! Also, Souji’s player (
tarotcards) will reply to all tags tomorrow so apologizes for the delay! Feel free to ask Ichi (Souji) or Pip (Yu) if you have any questions over here!)
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ask your bro hell know what im talking about
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WHOOPS
those canned whole chickens were salmonella city
LAUGHS NO I AM SORRY
I need you to help me find pickle pudding.
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JUST PRETEND HE MADE A JAB AT THEIR IDENTICALNESS
wat
HONESTLY I LOOK FORWARD TO MANY MORE
"so which one of you is the real one and which one is the weird copy" also 1/2
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at which point they fight over being the weird copy also bURSTS OUT LAUGHING
he doesn't understand you guys!!! why the weird food why all the cats
also idk about pudding
you could make a preserve i guess?
i mean shit grams used to make jam out of jalapenos and carrots and stuff and pickles are just weird cucumbers
try menudo first its weird AND actually fit for human consumption
it's cuz they gotta
That's a start, but I need something weirder. I guess I could try grass again.
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stop
stop whatever youre about to shove in your mouth ok im actually getting responsibly worried and i hate that
look ive seen this happen before kid first you start with eating grass on a dare then you get worse and worse until you end up chewing on a urinal cake and crying in the bathroom of a miami nightclub
dont be like tommy pissface
[ He's lived a charmed life. Also legitimately concerned for these kids and their health?? Ugh god caring about other people sucks. ]
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Good luck with that, Jack.]
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At least I'd probably win.
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bc for you guys the little kid eating weird shit phase obv never ended
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It's not just about beating Souji. It's a test of courage for us both.
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you havent LIVED until youve spent the afternoon lying in a puddle of your own tears and filth bc you ate a carolina reaper
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add chocolate for consistency