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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-02-07 12:28 am

video ♞ blind dates

[ In the midst of all the text entries in the network, there is surprisingly a video entry posted in Retrospec this afternoon. When clicking on it, a pair of identical twins ([personal profile] tarotcards and [personal profile] covenantal will appear on screen. ]

Hello, Recollé.

In light of Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, we’ve figured that we should host an event.

After all, it’s not Valentine’s Day without dates and unexpected confessions.

[ He says, copying almost word-by-word what a certain uncle said (asides from the 'awkward dates' part because look, he doesn't want to deter anyone from signing up). ]

Or without Cupid helping out. Which is, of course, what we’re here to do.

[ A pause as the two twins look at each other. ]

...Cupids? Or is it just Cupid?

[ A thoughtful pause, and: ]

Cupids.

[ And a nod from the other. They then both face the camera once again. ]

As we're such good and kind Cupids, we have decided to help everyone find their one true love. Therefore, we will be hosting a blind dating event, where no one will be alone for Valentine's Day this year.

Just text us your details and we’ll help set you up with the date of your dreams. Or, you can always give us a friend’s details, too.

[ Said completely deadpan. … is … he serious? Is he joking?? It is impossible to tell. ]

We’ll randomize everyone’s information to find them a date, and let you know on the 13th.

Then on the 14th, you can experience the date of your life. We won't just leave you completely hanging, though. We'll have our own little Cupids booth in the city to guide any unsure or confused little lovers.

[ Then, in unison, the twins both bow their heads and say: ]

We hope you enjoy the event.

[ A few minutes after the broadcast, a little extra text is attached: ]

Which outfit is better? Something more traditional or risque?

It’s important, so please be honest.


( ooc: Souji’s dialogue is in dark blue and Yu’s is in gray. The blind date event details are over here! OOC sign-ups are mandatory to participate, even if there’s an IC sign up here. The deadline is on Feb. 10 at 11:59PM EST so please get your comment in before then. Please reply to this entry as text-only, please! Also, Souji’s player ([personal profile] tarotcards) will reply to all tags tomorrow so apologizes for the delay! Feel free to ask Ichi (Souji) or Pip (Yu) if you have any questions over here!)
loudmouths: (🌟 I EXPLAINED THAT)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-02-08 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
HOW CAN ANYONE THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA
youraffection: (bunch of hallucination)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-08 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
APPARENTLY THESE GUYS CAN
loudmouths: (🌟 the one inch punch)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-02-11 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't handle this secondhand embarrassment

and I can usually handle a lot


[ because you're his family yosuke SEE WHAT I DID THERE ]
youraffection: (illuminated)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-12 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
apparently they think naked is the only alternative

[ RUDE. ]
loudmouths: (🌟 YOU'RE a euphemism)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-02-12 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
what the hELL

[ if only you could see his face right now... ]
loudmouths: (🌟 from a long line of terrible)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-02-14 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
do tHEY NOT HAVE SHAME
youraffection: (pic#10015989)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-15 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
i know
we gotta help
loudmouths: (🌟 i spy with my little eye)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-02-18 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
how are we supposed to do that?

I mean, it seems like they made up their minds already...
youraffection: (game008)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-19 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
i dont think they realize what a bad idea it is tho
loudmouths: (🌟 oh)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-02-21 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
but what makes you think they're gonna listen to us?
youraffection: (to some's like DV)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-24 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
idk but we gotta try!
this could end in disaster
loudmouths: (🌟 while you count clouds)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-02-24 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Or

it could end in profit.
loudmouths: (🌟 live free or die soft)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-02-27 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Sure!

I have a camera, they're stupid enough to put themselves in a compromising position, add it together and what do you get?


[ "blackmail" is the answer, in case you didn't study. ]
youraffection: (bunch of hallucination)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-28 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
dude...
ive got a feeling they really wouldnt care
i bet you souji would want a copy
loudmouths: (🌟 OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING)

1/2

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-02-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT??? seriously???

[ WHAT IS WITH THESE KIDS... but then... ]
loudmouths: (🌟 don't you have anywhere else to be?)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-02-28 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
...maybe i could charge him for a copy...
youraffection: (pic#10015986)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-03-07 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
omg



u know what
go 4 it
loudmouths: (🌟 oh)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-03-08 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
You think so??? MAN if i could make some money off this shit, hell yeah!
youraffection: (pic#10015989)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-03-09 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
no but i dont know what 2 believe anymore
loudmouths: (🌟 live free or die soft)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-03-13 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
believe in my ability to make a masterpiece
youraffection: (big bucks payment)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-03-15 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
whatever u say cuz
youraffection: (deep deep down to the basement)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-03-21 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
cuz u
ur the cuz
cmon keep up with the lingo old man

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