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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-02-07 12:28 am

video ♞ blind dates

[ In the midst of all the text entries in the network, there is surprisingly a video entry posted in Retrospec this afternoon. When clicking on it, a pair of identical twins ([personal profile] tarotcards and [personal profile] covenantal will appear on screen. ]

Hello, Recollé.

In light of Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, we’ve figured that we should host an event.

After all, it’s not Valentine’s Day without dates and unexpected confessions.

[ He says, copying almost word-by-word what a certain uncle said (asides from the 'awkward dates' part because look, he doesn't want to deter anyone from signing up). ]

Or without Cupid helping out. Which is, of course, what we’re here to do.

[ A pause as the two twins look at each other. ]

...Cupids? Or is it just Cupid?

[ A thoughtful pause, and: ]

Cupids.

[ And a nod from the other. They then both face the camera once again. ]

As we're such good and kind Cupids, we have decided to help everyone find their one true love. Therefore, we will be hosting a blind dating event, where no one will be alone for Valentine's Day this year.

Just text us your details and we’ll help set you up with the date of your dreams. Or, you can always give us a friend’s details, too.

[ Said completely deadpan. … is … he serious? Is he joking?? It is impossible to tell. ]

We’ll randomize everyone’s information to find them a date, and let you know on the 13th.

Then on the 14th, you can experience the date of your life. We won't just leave you completely hanging, though. We'll have our own little Cupids booth in the city to guide any unsure or confused little lovers.

[ Then, in unison, the twins both bow their heads and say: ]

We hope you enjoy the event.

[ A few minutes after the broadcast, a little extra text is attached: ]

Which outfit is better? Something more traditional or risque?

It’s important, so please be honest.


( ooc: Souji’s dialogue is in dark blue and Yu’s is in gray. The blind date event details are over here! OOC sign-ups are mandatory to participate, even if there’s an IC sign up here. The deadline is on Feb. 10 at 11:59PM EST so please get your comment in before then. Please reply to this entry as text-only, please! Also, Souji’s player ([personal profile] tarotcards) will reply to all tags tomorrow so apologizes for the delay! Feel free to ask Ichi (Souji) or Pip (Yu) if you have any questions over here!)
parodeity: mrharrisonford @ tumblr (CHUCKLE 🎧 you knucklehead)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-10 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao shit the nipples on the 2nd one
you gotta go with #2 man
do it for the nipple
parodeity: (HEH 🎧 sure thing)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-13 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
haha is that the side youre on
is your bro on the other side then
whos winning i gotta know
parodeity: (WHOA 🎧 hold up)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-26 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
is there a way to stuff the proverbial ballot box
my vote should clearly count as 100 votes????
parodeity: feastings @ tumblr (LAUGH 🎧 lmao lmao)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-02 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
does that mean team our cupid wins
because if so i think were required to gloat now
a lot
i love gloating so much
when its giving a sib a hard time anyway
parodeity: stridork @ tumblr (CONTENT 🎧 shades off)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-04 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
told you so is pretty much my favorite one
though admittedly it isnt very imaginative
but it just has this genuine charm you know
i was right you were wrong in its purest form
parodeity: (HEH 🎧 sure thing)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-07 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
that is EXACTLY the level of petty you need to aspire to
btw which of you is older?
parodeity: vyco @ tumblr (SMIRK 🎧 sure thing dude)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
that is a super dramatic type of older brother to be
im the younger brother myself
looks like we gotta go the sworn enemies route here now