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retrospec2017-02-07 12:28 am
tarotcards) wrote in retrospec2017-02-07 12:28 am
Entry tags:
- bleach: keigo asano,
- borderlands: handsome jack,
- fatal frame: sakuya haibara,
- ff type-0: deuce,
- ffxv: aranea highwind,
- ffxv: ardyn izunia,
- ffxv: gentiana,
- ffxv: iris amicitia,
- ffxv: prompto argentum,
- guilty gear: may,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: roxy lalonde,
- id@lmaster: anastasia,
- kingdom hearts: larxene,
- kingdom hearts: riku,
- lovelive: honoka kousaka,
- mobile suit gundam 00: setsuna seiei,
- persona 3: minako arisato,
- persona 4: souji seta,
- persona 4: yosuke hanamura,
- persona 4: yu narukami,
- pokemon: professor sycamore,
- saints row: matt miller,
- touhou project: remilia scarlet,
- undertale: frisk
video ♞ blind dates
[ In the midst of all the text entries in the network, there is surprisingly a video entry posted in Retrospec this afternoon. When clicking on it, a pair of identical twins (tarotcards and covenantal will appear on screen. ]
Hello, Recollé.
In light of Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, we’ve figured that we should host an event.
After all, it’s not Valentine’s Day without dates and unexpected confessions.
[ He says, copying almost word-by-word what a certain uncle said (asides from the 'awkward dates' part because look, he doesn't want to deter anyone from signing up). ]
Or without Cupid helping out. Which is, of course, what we’re here to do.
[ A pause as the two twins look at each other. ]
...Cupids? Or is it just Cupid?
[ A thoughtful pause, and: ]
Cupids.
[ And a nod from the other. They then both face the camera once again. ]
As we're such good and kind Cupids, we have decided to help everyone find their one true love. Therefore, we will be hosting a blind dating event, where no one will be alone for Valentine's Day this year.
Just text us your details and we’ll help set you up with the date of your dreams. Or, you can always give us a friend’s details, too.
[ Said completely deadpan. … is … he serious? Is he joking?? It is impossible to tell. ]
We’ll randomize everyone’s information to find them a date, and let you know on the 13th.
Then on the 14th, you can experience the date of your life. We won't just leave you completely hanging, though. We'll have our own little Cupids booth in the city to guide any unsure or confused little lovers.
[ Then, in unison, the twins both bow their heads and say: ]
We hope you enjoy the event.
[ A few minutes after the broadcast, a little extra text is attached: ]
Which outfit is better? Something more traditional or risque?
It’s important, so please be honest.
( ooc: Souji’s dialogue is in dark blue and Yu’s is in gray. The blind date event details are over here! OOC sign-ups are mandatory to participate, even if there’s an IC sign up here. The deadline is on Feb. 10 at 11:59PM EST so please get your comment in before then. Please reply to this entry as text-only, please! Also, Souji’s player (tarotcards) will reply to all tags tomorrow so apologizes for the delay! Feel free to ask Ichi (Souji) or Pip (Yu) if you have any questions over here!)
tarotcards and covenantal will appear on screen. ]Hello, Recollé.
In light of Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, we’ve figured that we should host an event.
After all, it’s not Valentine’s Day without dates and unexpected confessions.
[ He says, copying almost word-by-word what a certain uncle said (asides from the 'awkward dates' part because look, he doesn't want to deter anyone from signing up). ]
Or without Cupid helping out. Which is, of course, what we’re here to do.
[ A pause as the two twins look at each other. ]
...Cupids? Or is it just Cupid?
[ A thoughtful pause, and: ]
Cupids.
[ And a nod from the other. They then both face the camera once again. ]
As we're such good and kind Cupids, we have decided to help everyone find their one true love. Therefore, we will be hosting a blind dating event, where no one will be alone for Valentine's Day this year.
Just text us your details and we’ll help set you up with the date of your dreams. Or, you can always give us a friend’s details, too.
[ Said completely deadpan. … is … he serious? Is he joking?? It is impossible to tell. ]
We’ll randomize everyone’s information to find them a date, and let you know on the 13th.
Then on the 14th, you can experience the date of your life. We won't just leave you completely hanging, though. We'll have our own little Cupids booth in the city to guide any unsure or confused little lovers.
[ Then, in unison, the twins both bow their heads and say: ]
We hope you enjoy the event.
[ A few minutes after the broadcast, a little extra text is attached: ]
Which outfit is better? Something more traditional or risque?
It’s important, so please be honest.
( ooc: Souji’s dialogue is in dark blue and Yu’s is in gray. The blind date event details are over here! OOC sign-ups are mandatory to participate, even if there’s an IC sign up here. The deadline is on Feb. 10 at 11:59PM EST so please get your comment in before then. Please reply to this entry as text-only, please! Also, Souji’s player (
tarotcards) will reply to all tags tomorrow so apologizes for the delay! Feel free to ask Ichi (Souji) or Pip (Yu) if you have any questions over here!)
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I was sealed to a pact of silence with the unicorns and instructed not to speak about their magical associations to those who speak foul things such as possible cat meat.
[ look, he might be slightly hung up about that. that was a rude joke (and i need to tag that thread back and our other one as soon as i catch up on these here aaaaAAA) ]
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[ shameless tbh. (ALSO NO RUSH IT'S ALL GOOD) ]
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[ souji hopes that chocobo got jack real good (AND THANK YOU, U DA BEST jack is also a great character and i love him, his threads are hilarious)]
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1/3
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yes
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[ laughing at him ]
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might need you to take em the entire day after valentines day bc i am going to be so goddamn hungover its not even funny
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But I do hope that you won't tell them in your drunken state what you told me during the festival. You'd only scar them.
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( bc they are )
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It's as if telling a turkey about what happens on Thanksgiving.
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[ semantics!!! ]
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id say telling horses about horseburgers would work but theyre apparently now great big chickens which p much negates this argument on basis of being stupid as fuck
wait if horses are gone what abt donkeys
what abt miniature ponies
jesus friggin wept
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What would happen to pin the tail on the donkey? Do chocobos even have tails that we can brutally rip off and then aggressively pin back on with a nail to entertain the children at a birthday party?
We've found unicorn meat the other day, but as you brought up, it might have been a lie (though I still contest that it cannot be cat meat). Unicorns are practically horses with a magical horn attached to their foreheads. If they disappear and are replaced by our feathery new overlords, then Robot Unicorn Attack would be affected and it's just not the same game with a robotic chicken.
This might be a more serious problem than I originally thought.