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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-02-07 12:28 am

video ♞ blind dates

[ In the midst of all the text entries in the network, there is surprisingly a video entry posted in Retrospec this afternoon. When clicking on it, a pair of identical twins ([personal profile] tarotcards and [personal profile] covenantal will appear on screen. ]

Hello, Recollé.

In light of Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, we’ve figured that we should host an event.

After all, it’s not Valentine’s Day without dates and unexpected confessions.

[ He says, copying almost word-by-word what a certain uncle said (asides from the 'awkward dates' part because look, he doesn't want to deter anyone from signing up). ]

Or without Cupid helping out. Which is, of course, what we’re here to do.

[ A pause as the two twins look at each other. ]

...Cupids? Or is it just Cupid?

[ A thoughtful pause, and: ]

Cupids.

[ And a nod from the other. They then both face the camera once again. ]

As we're such good and kind Cupids, we have decided to help everyone find their one true love. Therefore, we will be hosting a blind dating event, where no one will be alone for Valentine's Day this year.

Just text us your details and we’ll help set you up with the date of your dreams. Or, you can always give us a friend’s details, too.

[ Said completely deadpan. … is … he serious? Is he joking?? It is impossible to tell. ]

We’ll randomize everyone’s information to find them a date, and let you know on the 13th.

Then on the 14th, you can experience the date of your life. We won't just leave you completely hanging, though. We'll have our own little Cupids booth in the city to guide any unsure or confused little lovers.

[ Then, in unison, the twins both bow their heads and say: ]

We hope you enjoy the event.

[ A few minutes after the broadcast, a little extra text is attached: ]

Which outfit is better? Something more traditional or risque?

It’s important, so please be honest.


( ooc: Souji’s dialogue is in dark blue and Yu’s is in gray. The blind date event details are over here! OOC sign-ups are mandatory to participate, even if there’s an IC sign up here. The deadline is on Feb. 10 at 11:59PM EST so please get your comment in before then. Please reply to this entry as text-only, please! Also, Souji’s player ([personal profile] tarotcards) will reply to all tags tomorrow so apologizes for the delay! Feel free to ask Ichi (Souji) or Pip (Yu) if you have any questions over here!)
twelfthspark: ([:\] rolling back your eyes)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-02-21 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
At least draw them both you asshole

[that poor tit without its sister... it's kind of creepy

like, even by the standards of this conversation]
twelfthspark: ([:|] i will never fall in love with you)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-02-21 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what I expected
twelfthspark: ([:|] i will never fall in love with you)

1/2

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-02-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Completely. I have all the nipples a girl could ever need.
twelfthspark: ([>:|] razor sharp razor clean)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-02-22 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
You dpon't see anything!
twelfthspark: ([>:|] razor sharp razor clean)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-02-22 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not what I meant don't be dense!!
twelfthspark: ([>:|] we're gonna dance on fire)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-02-23 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
We're not talking about my nipples!!
twelfthspark: ([>:|] we're gonna dance on fire)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-02-24 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
My nipples their nipples we are done talking about *any nipples* okay??
twelfthspark: ([:|] i will never fall in love with you)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-02-25 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes we have. Forever.
twelfthspark: ([:|] i will never fall in love with you)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-03-02 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
The first amendment doesn't care about your nipples!!

[is that. is that really a sentence she just typed]
twelfthspark: ([:\] rolling back your eyes)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-03-03 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ew. Keep it to yourself.
twelfthspark: ([:|] i will never fall in love with you)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-03-06 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it I'm out

[good thing she already signed up for the date]