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Ilia T
6/3 near Birch Hills
well isn't jim just so cheeky. so lovely, i've always wanted grey eyes.
...
yes, that was sarcasm, but i'm not going to launch into some diatribe about how pissed off i am.
first of all: i need a new job. well, not need, but i want one. uni's over for the summer and frankly, i don't want to unwillingly spend my summer days inside a convenience store. i'd rather be unwillingly spending them elsewhere, preferably somewhere that pays a little more. i'm willing to learn most things. i've got plenty of retail experience.
also, apparently i have experience in a court of law, like judging a man for throwing goats at my castle.
THAT was not sarcasm. i had one of those hallucinations. some guy was mad i killed his son because he picked a fight with me, so he started throwing goats. make of that what you will.
...also, to anyone who responded to me two months? ago, about that coin i got, i remembered where i got it from. so yay. mystery solved.

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The coin? really? Where?

And... a goat? Seriously?

It came from a man. He gave it to me for luck. He... was worried about me.

And yes, a goat. I swear I'm not making it up.

That's surprisingly banal and mundane, actually. I'm glad.

Why would someone throw a goat at a castle wall? Ignoring the fact that "When did you have a castle" should probably be asked at some point.

Yeah, I guess so.

[It's left her very conflicted. That man had been so earnest in his worry. And there was something about him that just made her feel... safe. Happy.]

he said it was per his custom.
I killed his son, so it was his custom to shower my holdings with goat's blood. He didn't seem all that upset about it, said his son was an idiot and shouldn't have attacked me.

That sounds old world and pagan. I suppose that makes sense in a drastic sort of way, but if you're going to shower a wall with goat's blood, don't you kill the goat first and then slather the wall?

Throwing the goat doesn't seem very effective.

[ THERE IS SO MUCH TO RESPOND TO also i'm laughing, i'm glad she got that judgement memory ]

how did you judge that man?

[It just had to be done.]

you know it's weird. I was judging him but it wasn't in a court room. And he called me Inquisitor.

inquisitor with a capital I? as a title?

jesus.
i cant believe throwing goats at castles is against the law.

you just might take the cake for the most interesting vision i've heard.

did the goats at least look normal?

So? Where's the coin from?

And was throwing goats something that happened so often that they really needed lawyers for it?

Lifting and throwing a goat isn't an easy feat.

It seems that you really angered him, but killing his son probably did the trick.

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