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Ilia T
6/3 near Birch Hills
well isn't jim just so cheeky. so lovely, i've always wanted grey eyes.
...
yes, that was sarcasm, but i'm not going to launch into some diatribe about how pissed off i am.
first of all: i need a new job. well, not need, but i want one. uni's over for the summer and frankly, i don't want to unwillingly spend my summer days inside a convenience store. i'd rather be unwillingly spending them elsewhere, preferably somewhere that pays a little more. i'm willing to learn most things. i've got plenty of retail experience.
also, apparently i have experience in a court of law, like judging a man for throwing goats at my castle.
THAT was not sarcasm. i had one of those hallucinations. some guy was mad i killed his son because he picked a fight with me, so he started throwing goats. make of that what you will.
...also, to anyone who responded to me two months? ago, about that coin i got, i remembered where i got it from. so yay. mystery solved.

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The coin? really? Where?

And... a goat? Seriously?

[ THERE IS SO MUCH TO RESPOND TO also i'm laughing, i'm glad she got that judgement memory ]

how did you judge that man?

jesus.
i cant believe throwing goats at castles is against the law.

you just might take the cake for the most interesting vision i've heard.

did the goats at least look normal?

So? Where's the coin from?

And was throwing goats something that happened so often that they really needed lawyers for it?

Lifting and throwing a goat isn't an easy feat.

It seems that you really angered him, but killing his son probably did the trick.