TEXT ♞ SCARF FUNERAL

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Souji Narukami shared a photo. 06/03 near Peach Beach and Boardwalk

RIP Izunia-san's Loyal Scarf. Sacrificed itself in a blaze of glory to save its master. A hero's funeral will take place tonight at 7PM at Ardyn Izunia's house. Please RVSP if you would like to attend. Dress code requirements: one loyal scarf. Please always cherish your scarves. You never know when one day they will just catch on fire and exit your lives forever. Love them and treasure them forever.

Comments

[daemonized]

It did. A most flattering kind of scarf, garnering attention and admiration alike.

Which makes this tragedy all the more sorrowful. And poor Souji, the guilt he must bear.

[loudmouths]

...

souji destroyed it didn't he

[daemonized]

It all happened so fast. Gone, in a flash.

[loudmouths]

no wonder he wouldn't tell me what happened!!!

[daemonized]

The boy is wracked with guilt. You shouldn't blame him, considering he's probably still in shock.

[loudmouths]

over a SCARF??

what the hell was it, a family heirloom or something???

[daemonized]

Yes. Passed down from generation to generation. Laden with Izunia family history.

[This is, in fact, not at all true.]

[loudmouths]

[ yeah but keigo doesn't know that so... ]

holy shit

he really fucked up then huh

[daemonized]

[Aaaand Ardyn just rolls with it.]

I'm not angry at him for it. I'm sure the guilt is enough. But I only ask for your understanding and sensitivity when you speak with him. You're a friend of his, aren't you?

[loudmouths]

[ good choice. ]

...well

yeah we're friends i guess

[ that makes him happier than it should, really. what a lonely sadsack. ]

i'm not gonna be a dick to him, so you don't have to worry about that

[daemonized]

Come to the funeral then, if it doesn't inconvenience you. If you're a friend of his, you're more than welcome. I'm sure he could use a shoulder to lean on.

[keigo no....don't be a lonely sadsack omg]

[loudmouths]

oh um

no, it shouldn't be any inconvenience!

[ it's too late he's a perpetual lonely sadsack...

also this conversation is weird what has he gotten himself into. ]

[daemonized]

[welcome to Really Strange Conversations, courtesy of Ardyn Izunia and his nephew. Before you know it, you'll be roped into a scarf funeral so you won't be a sadsack.]

Then we'll see you there.

[loudmouths]

[ ???

???????????

did he just agree to attend a weird funeral for a piece of clothing what is this life he leads. ]

um, yeah, i'll be there!