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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-06-03 11:12 pm

TEXT ♞ SCARF FUNERAL

Souji Narukami shared a photo.
06/03 near Peach Beach and Boardwalk

RIP Izunia-san's Loyal Scarf.

Sacrificed itself in a blaze of glory to save its master.

A hero's funeral will take place tonight at 7PM at Ardyn Izunia's house. Please RVSP if you would like to attend. Dress code requirements: one loyal scarf.

Please always cherish your scarves. You never know when one day they will just catch on fire and exit your lives forever. Love them and treasure them forever.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-06-04 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
And why is that? Do you not grieve when you lose something precious to you?
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[personal profile] cattack 2017-06-04 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
It is a scarf.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-06-04 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
I fail to see your point.
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[personal profile] cattack 2017-06-04 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
It is a scarf.
If I lose something I am attached to, of course I would be upset.
But to the point of burning it and holding a funeral for an object seems excessive.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-06-04 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Are you telling me that you don't own a single object that possesses such sentimental value? Something that only the most somber funeral would provide closure for?
Edited 2017-06-04 07:54 (UTC)
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[personal profile] cattack 2017-06-04 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I have many things I would be sad if I lost.
But nothing I would set on fire and make a funeral for.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-06-04 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, then, I must make a correction to that: we only decided on the funeral /after/ it was set on fire.
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[personal profile] cattack 2017-06-04 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Why was it set on fire in the first place?
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-06-04 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
An accident. I would say that you should blame my nephew for it, but I'll not be so cruel as to use such a word.
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[personal profile] cattack 2017-06-04 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Right.
I am beginning to get the feeling that I don't want to know.
Nor that you would tell me the truth, regardless.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-06-04 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
When you put it like that, it makes me sound like a devious sort of person. What I told you is the truth. It was an accident. If you want the details, you'd have to ask Souji; it's not my place to say otherwise.
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[personal profile] cattack 2017-06-04 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
If you sound devious, it is surely due to the conversation we have had thus far.
But very well.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-06-04 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'm sorry to have given such a villainous impression. Would a devious man consider arranging a funeral for an object of sentiment?
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-06-04 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I disagree.