TEXT ♞ SCARF FUNERAL

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Souji Narukami shared a photo. 06/03 near Peach Beach and Boardwalk

RIP Izunia-san's Loyal Scarf. Sacrificed itself in a blaze of glory to save its master. A hero's funeral will take place tonight at 7PM at Ardyn Izunia's house. Please RVSP if you would like to attend. Dress code requirements: one loyal scarf. Please always cherish your scarves. You never know when one day they will just catch on fire and exit your lives forever. Love them and treasure them forever.

Comments

[stopbleeding]

this is better than the car horn.

screw the funeral. throw a party.

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A party?

This is no celebrating matter. A warrior has passed away and we must mourn for it.

[stopbleeding]

guess it would have to be pretty brave to hang around that guy's neck.

still say a party.

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Why does everyone seem to hate Izunia's scarf so? I thought it was quite fashionable.

[stopbleeding]

it's more him than the scarf.

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Then what is wrong with Izunia-san?

[stopbleeding]

he pisses me off.

one of his pals told me they'd get back at him for me by honking his horn a lot. don't know if they did it but this is better. so thanks.

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I don't know if I should be accepting thanks for this...

Why did he honk his horn at you? Were you standing in the middle of the road?

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[He's not commenting to this but he's laughing at it, which Souji can probably honestly hear because they're probably in the same vicinity???]

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[ He hears it and he's like ??? because what. He will yell this so Ardyn can hear him ]

Did he stand in the middle of the road?

[ WHAT IS GOING ON ]

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[What a pair of dorks, because Ardyn will yell it back if he has to.]

No! He meant that he wanted someone to honk endlessly on their horn in my driveway. Apparently, the man cannot take a joke where ducks are concerned.

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[ Are they just yelling at each other from opposite sides of the house?? ]/small>

Did the joke have anything to do about ducks honking? Because that's a pretty good joke.

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[Would you really put it past them to do so?]

Ah, so you remember that post? Yes, ducks honking. And revving their engines. I thought I was being quite clever.

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[ No, I really wouldn't. They are mature people with mature reactions. ]

I think so too. Maybe you just didn't honk at him enough times.

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You heard my nephew. This is a solemn event. If there's any celebration to be had, it'll be of its long and glorious life. Not the loss of it.

[stopbleeding]

don't know about that. i'll sure be celebrating the loss of it. cheers neighbor.

[daemonized]

Well, I hardly expect kindness from you, at this rate. Know that the spirit of this scarf merely shrugs off your inconsideration as it ascends to the next plane of existence.

[stopbleeding]

just say you don't care.

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I just did.

[stopbleeding]

i hope moths attack your closet.

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Ah, if wishes were chocobos.