TEXT ♞ SCARF FUNERAL

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Souji Narukami shared a photo. 06/03 near Peach Beach and Boardwalk

RIP Izunia-san's Loyal Scarf. Sacrificed itself in a blaze of glory to save its master. A hero's funeral will take place tonight at 7PM at Ardyn Izunia's house. Please RVSP if you would like to attend. Dress code requirements: one loyal scarf. Please always cherish your scarves. You never know when one day they will just catch on fire and exit your lives forever. Love them and treasure them forever.

Comments

[daemonized]

And what constitutes a comfortable arrangement? Give me a couch to sleep on and I'll be more than happy. The cats can have the luxury of sleeping on your bed.

[erythristic]

so generous, giving them the more comfortable space. i'm sure we'll all keep each other quite warm. perhaps one will take pity on you and come sleep with you instead.

[daemonized]

No, I'm sure you'll have won them to your side by then. A feline's loyalties are fickle things. It's quite all right, Grell, I've already resigned myself to being cold and alone.

/private/

[erythristic]

[if only to spare everyone else how this is going to devolve into dramatics x 50.]

if you're stubbornly set on remaining in the cold, then none can stop you. you'll freeze, and then it will be your funeral i'm crying into my scarf at. but, now now, if you wanted to share my bed and escape that fate, you'd simply have to ask.

/private/

[daemonized]

[ARE YOU SURE it's dramatics that you're trying to spare everyone else from, Grell

because um

Ardyn isn't going to not follow through on that.]

Now there's a bold request to make. I would hate to give someone the wrong sort of idea by asking such a thing. You might think me too brazen?

/the rest of this is just private/

[erythristic]

[l o o k]

occasionally being so brazen is good for the spirit. you'll never know if it's truly the wrong idea without being so - personally, i find that curiosity towards the true answer tends to win out in such cases. the risk ends up being worth the results.

/u bet it is/

[daemonized]

[g r e l l you are encouraging this]

Then allow me to be brave and take the risk. Will you let me sleep with you in your bed, Grell? Hypothetically speaking /or/ otherwise.

[erythristic]

[it's been established they are a feedback loop of encouragement.]

i may so inclined. if you want a more definite answer than that, ask me again in person.

[daemonized]

[dramatic enabling intensifies]

You're going to make me wait for an answer? You're just teasing me now.

[she can't...do that???? how dare??]

If I ask you in person and you tell me no, I'm going to look like an overeager fool.

[erythristic]

[but she can? she absolutely can.]

have i yet, in all the time you've known me, made you look like a fool?

[daemonized]

[no??? rude???]

So is that an answer in the affirmative, without actually saying so?

[erythristic]

♥

[sometimes the simplest texts are the most fitting.]

[daemonized]

[...

He both can and cannot believe that she is doing this to him.

Fine. A very prominently highlighted mental note to ask her at the next opportune moment. He's not going to let this one go.]