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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-06-03 11:12 pm

TEXT ♞ SCARF FUNERAL

Souji Narukami shared a photo.
06/03 near Peach Beach and Boardwalk

RIP Izunia-san's Loyal Scarf.

Sacrificed itself in a blaze of glory to save its master.

A hero's funeral will take place tonight at 7PM at Ardyn Izunia's house. Please RVSP if you would like to attend. Dress code requirements: one loyal scarf.

Please always cherish your scarves. You never know when one day they will just catch on fire and exit your lives forever. Love them and treasure them forever.
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[personal profile] truedetective 2017-06-08 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's a scarf.
Throw it in the trash.
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[personal profile] truedetective 2017-06-11 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
How does a SCARF
protect its owner
What was it protecting its owner from? How did it die?
This is ridiculous. You're being ridiculous.