#justshowerthoughts

[longwei2go]

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei shared a photo. 02/07 near Viea Village

what tastes better CAT food or DOG food

Comments

[onceandfuturemascot]

Your original meme is deeply ingrained in human culture really

[longwei2go]

anyone who argues it is either a liar or a cat lover

[onceandfuturemascot]

Honestly most cat-lovers would just agree with the cat

[longwei2go]

theres that too
at least dogs you can talk to
in my experience anyway

[onceandfuturemascot]

The real difference is dogs were domesticated on purpose
Cats just showed up one day and started eating rats out of our food storage
No one ever trained a cat to think its not a lion
The way we trained a dog to think it wasn't a wolf

[longwei2go]

someone watches the discovery channel as much as i watch the food network

[onceandfuturemascot]

Alice Penelope Drake PBS Idea Channel
Alice Penelope Drake I don't have cable.

[longwei2go]

but why would you miss out on the great wide world of infomercials

[onceandfuturemascot]

If I'm up at infomercial o'clock I'm working
Also cable costs money
And this way I'm never tempted to watch the History Channel and destroy my TV

[longwei2go]

dont tell me ancient aliens isnt high comedy

[onceandfuturemascot]

What do you do for a living?
Besides shitpost amazingly

[longwei2go]

little of everything
clean
restock
play drums

[onceandfuturemascot]

Okay all the works of fiction about drummers or retail backend I can think of are actually funny
But its like the same reason computer scientists hate crime shows where computers solve everything and are presented as being magic
Its bullshit they know its bullshit they know exactly why its bullshit but everyone thinks the show is making a good point about how things work
That's how historians and archaeologists feel about Ancient Aliens

[longwei2go]

cant even enjoy it ironically huh
i wont mention the app then
or how it has lore

[onceandfuturemascot]

Enjoying something ironically is if I expected to hate it but enjoyed it instead
Or if I claimed to enjoy it but actually didn't
Or if some hypothetical audience knew I should hate something I actually enjoyed at the time because of information they have and I don't
I mean I guess I could do the middle one but why

[longwei2go]

you lost me on the last one

[onceandfuturemascot]

Dramatic irony.
Doesn't actually apply in real life.
But it's like Oedipus spending the whole play looking for the guy who killed his father, the previous king.
But the audience knows it was him all along.
Because Greeks didn't give a damn about spoilers.

[longwei2go]

sounds like the sixth sense
sorta

[onceandfuturemascot]

Only the second time you watch it.
The first time it's just a tweest.

[longwei2go]

unless you were spoiled on it like i was
but hey it was free and i was drunk so it wasnt too bad

[onceandfuturemascot]

Anyway the point is if I was dead and spending my afterlife arguing about the definition of irony on a weird social media app
And someone knew about that but couldn't tell me
That would be ironic

[longwei2go]

pretty sure thats not one of the circles of hell
but hey
maybe they could renovate