#justshowerthoughts

[longwei2go]

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei shared a photo. 02/07 near Viea Village

what tastes better CAT food or DOG food

Comments

[longwei2go]

yes enjoy our human meals with our human mouths and human tongues

i gotta say im more a fan of finger foods
aint nobody got time to cut anything

[tarotcards]

I'm assuming that you are a connoisseur of the great chicken tenders?

[ souji doesn't really eat that stuff since he cooks but he definitely has had some days where it's just easier to toss those into the microwave and have them for dinner ]

[longwei2go]

hell yes
those
pizza puffs
anything i can eat right off a bone and not have people staring

[tarotcards]

There may be multiple different factors for people staring, though. It's not just the content of the food, but how you might be eating it or how much.

It may be concerning to see someone eat multiple plates of hot pizza puffs in a single sitting.

[longwei2go]

nah trust me
people will find lots of reasons to stare

but i make scarfing down three plates of ribs look easy

[tarotcards]

That sounds almost like a world record.

Have you ever considered contacting Guinness about this?

[longwei2go]

nah man thats easy stuff
you should check out the pros scarfing down at contests
now thats something to be jealous of

[tarotcards]

Is this something that I should YouTube and become afraid of?

[longwei2go]

absolutely

[ Yin will just go ahead and share an extreme example ]

[tarotcards]

"Chestnut won by inhaling 205 wings in just 12 minutes."

He's a legend... or a god

[longwei2go]

wanna know the scary part
thats not even a record

[tarotcards]

?!

That simply cannot be true

[longwei2go]

fact

[ and here is the proof. ]

all i know is i want to hire wingettes to follow me around when i eat

[tarotcards]

> "I didn't think it was possible," Cataldi said

I agree. Humans are... truly something else...

[longwei2go]

welcome to why aliens dont want to fuck with earth
theyre afraid well just eat them

[tarotcards]

I don't blame them.

As a connoisseur of cat food, I certainly would not turn down to try something new, even if that includes alien cow meat.

[longwei2go]

youve got my vote for ambassador of the human race

[tarotcards]

This is suddenly a large amount of power that I have been voted into.

I don't know if I can stop myself from letting the power go to my head.

lmao I can finally use this

[longwei2go]

im sure that swag bowlcut will keep it contained
:P

lmao how rude

[tarotcards]

Of course. This haircut is only the mightiest of all cuts.

This is just how she treats fronds

[longwei2go]

i see its already too late