[text] there's so many generic pop punk angst lyrics i could use for this tbh

[frostythehitman]

I'm taking a poll here, because I have no idea what to make of all these hallucinomemories.

Is anyone else remembering stuff from actual history? As in, straight out of the textbooks. I wasn't sure of it until I got my history final back, but there's a few questions on there that I didn't know the answer to and had to guess on, based on what I remembered. And I got them all right.

And if anyone else is remembering real history: are all of your hallucinomemories real? Because I'm pretty sure mine are a mix of real history and a bunch of crap they threw in just to mess with me.

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[frostythehitman]

Of course not. Then we'd have an idea of what's actually going on around here.

So you know anything in particular about chocobos? Like how to ride them?

[belligerentwarrior]

not really know as much as i remember doing it, if that makes any sense. remember them really liking some kind of greens and living on some kind of plain. i remember know they have a mean kick.

[frostythehitman]

So you pissed off a chocobo and got your ass kicked by one.

Well, good to know, in case I ever need to go chocobo wrangling, or whatever it is you do with those things.

[belligerentwarrior]

so everything seems to point to. wish you could see the talons on the ones i remember.

who knows? i'd say it sounds unlikely, but luck seems to be fickle of late, yeah?

[frostythehitman]

Damn, they have talons too? How sharp? Did you get scratched up by one?

[belligerentwarrior]

don't remember getting scratched up. give me a minute. my roommate made a sketch of what i described a while ago, let me see if i can find it

[belligerentwarrior]

[Pretend this is a sketch of the one on the right.]

[frostythehitman]

Holy crap, those aren't talons, those are knives on feet.

Do all chocobo have that, or just the ones you remember? Do I have to start watching out to make sure a chocobo doesn't slit my throat in my sleep?

[belligerentwarrior]

hell if i know, i'm not a chocobo expert. that's just what i remember seeing, not those... scrawny little things in the parade.

maybe you should get yourself a chocobo riding class. learn how to handle the sweethearts just in case there's a throat-slitting uprising one day.

[frostythehitman]

Not a half-bad idea. Worst comes to worst, it means I could always lead the anti-Retrospec rebellion on chocobo-back. Lead a whole batallion of chocobos into the Retrospec building and make them slit their throats.

[belligerentwarrior]

farther than i would've taken it, but you know what? you do you.

[frostythehitman]

So what? A guy can dream, can't he?

[belligerentwarrior]

apparently. i'm no psych. i won't judge.

[frostythehitman]

Look, after all the crap Retrospec's thrown at us, I think I'm entitled to a little fantasy here and there. It's called "escapism."

[belligerentwarrior]

didn't i just tell you i wouldn't judge? no need to be so defensive.

[frostythehitman]

Who said anything about defensive? I'm just making a point.

[ He almost added "You're the one being defensive here" but then he thought that would, in fact, be a little too defensive. ]