[text] there's so many generic pop punk angst lyrics i could use for this tbh

[frostythehitman]

I'm taking a poll here, because I have no idea what to make of all these hallucinomemories.

Is anyone else remembering stuff from actual history? As in, straight out of the textbooks. I wasn't sure of it until I got my history final back, but there's a few questions on there that I didn't know the answer to and had to guess on, based on what I remembered. And I got them all right.

And if anyone else is remembering real history: are all of your hallucinomemories real? Because I'm pretty sure mine are a mix of real history and a bunch of crap they threw in just to mess with me.

Comments

[frostythehitman]

Wow, forgive me for getting your real life kidnapping confused with your fake memory kidnapping. Those happen so often, no wonder I forgot.

So what, some randos just kidnapped you to tropical drug island for fun?

[vendettastool]

Why would anyone want to kidnap me in a hallucimemory? I don't even know enough about the place to know if I was or wasn't.

You know, kidnapping sucks and I'm not even sure why I brought it up in the first place.

[frostythehitman]

Because everyone loves talking about crap that sucks. That's what being human is.

[vendettastool]

Can I just crawl back into my computer games and pretend I am a catperson for the next twenty years then?

[frostythehitman]

Sure, but you'd have to face reality sometime. No one can just be a catperson forever.

[vendettastool]

I design games for a living. There is no way that reality should ever set into a game mechanics unless I want to hack the system enough to overthrow the world leaders and put moogles in charge.

[frostythehitman]

I have no idea what those are but if you can do that to Retrospec, I'd be on board.

[vendettastool]

Think of something fluffy with tiny wings that's kinda like a kola and a cupid. Usually they are messengers in my game series, but they can also do other things. We once tried to get rid of them but there was a mass of protests so they stayed, and people got a chance to get the costume for their characters.

[frostythehitman]

Protests?

What, like actual, real life people in a crowd with picket signs protests?

[vendettastool]

More like angry letters to the office and message board postings and a couple angry gamer rants on Youtube and game magazines.

[frostythehitman]

Wow. Real threatening.

[vendettastool]

Bad publicity can kill a game, so we made a compromise. In all honesty, I think we had a couple lazy programmers that didn't like the texturing for the fur or something, idek.

[frostythehitman]

Wow. Way to let yourself get pushed around in your own video game.

[vendettastool]

What makes you think that I was being pushed around? Just because we put something back in that was in the series from the start?

[frostythehitman]

Considering you were trying to get rid of it in the first place?

Uh, yeah.

[vendettastool]

I was 17 at the time. It's not like I had anything to say about what is in or out of the game at that age.

Besides, I agreed with the protestors anyways.

[frostythehitman]

If you didn't have any say in it, then how was it 'your' game?

[vendettastool]

It's the same way a parent will say 'this is yours but since I'm footing the bills, it is really mine and I am letting you borrow it'.