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[browbeater]

Mako Lou shared a photo. 23 June 2017 near Recollé

sda;he/

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OMFGHAGOJAG

[youraffection]

DUDE

[ HE DID IT.

WHY DID HE DO IT.

OH MY GOD. ]

LITERALLY... LATER

[browbeater]

.... fuck

THX OFFICER HOTSTUFF

[youraffection]

did u
did u do this 2 prove it
u win
u totally win the selfie game

[openhanded]

wow
you're like... really fit.
I'm a little envious. me and my abs have a love hate relationship

but um...

did you mean to post this?

[browbeater]

[THIS IS SO MUCH LATER. HE REALLY-- really? didn't]

the short answer: no.

the long answer: is probably too long and is just going to make me look worse, so also no.

[openhanded]

oh geez. sorry man
on the plus side I think whoever you meant to send this to will like the picture!

[fashioneebo]

Oh. Um.

I'll agree with Sorey that you look very...fit. But, uh, was this a misfire?

[browbeater]

100% a misfire

[fashioneebo]

Well. I hope whoever this was for doesn't mind seeing this so...publicly. But. I'm sure they'd be happy with this picture.

[thisissoawkward.jpg]

[glaciers]

sda;he/
?

[browbeater]

[much much later]

hit some buttons as i was putting my phone away earlier

[seeker]

is this one of those things where you "accidentally" mispost?

[browbeater]

i just upgraded from an iphone 4 then 3 to a galaxy 8... it was honestly a mistake

[b0mbshell]

I have to assume this was for someone specific.

[browbeater]

(ooc: phone tagging so forgoing font tags... sorry about this!)

Yes.... that is definitely what is going on here

Sorry

[digthefuzz]

dude!!
so what, you look great
you don't have to flaunt it like that!

[browbeater]

(ooc: phone tagging so forgoing font tags... sorry about this!)

To be perfectly fair I was not trying to flaunt anything
My bad

[frisyr]

SWIPE LEFT.

[browbeater]

wow, you trying to give me a complex man?

[note: this is not the thing that would give him a complex. but. you know.]

[foretellable]

I don't see anything wrong with you?

You look perfectly healthy to me! But then again I'm not a doctor. [ because you're asking them to see if there's anything weird on you, right? given the weird stuff retrospec does to people and all... ]

[browbeater]

erm. thanks.

healthy is better than anything else...

rng'd the replies i wrote up and you got thiS ENJOY

[caelestialis]

Goodness! This is a surprise to get on my phone.

But it would be a lie if I said or implied I was complaining or anything.

well now he is a little embarrassed, WHOOPS

[browbeater]

i can delete it now. sorry, ma'am.
this was for something else, and uh. wasn't trying to be inappropriate

[gnasher]

nice progress. don't skip arm day.

[browbeater]

thanks...

more importantly, don't skip leg day