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[recollecters]

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Comments

[shinyidea]

You should show me around sometime!!
Mari would like that a lot :)

[parodeity]

we honestly have no clue
its the most inane shit though

[parodeity]

like what

[parodeity]

i think we can find someone on here who has fireworks or can get them cheap tbh
i could probably get them from a few places myself even?

[lecturehall]

I just don't see why everyone has to be so grim about it. Things are disturbing but it's not the worst it could be.

Everyone's making it seem like we're in an eternal pit of darkness, about to be tortured at any minute.

[elevelvetor]

and if they use that strength to eventually end your life on the rocks, having held a flame for revenge in their hearts for their name?

[shinyidea]

Who is Jim??????
The rest of that sounds like something out of science fiction

[shinyidea]

Horses are precious!! Don't be mean >:(

[parodeity]

mostly people take exception to being changed without being able to do anything about it i guess

[trappingheart]

[ While that's definitely a good idea in theory, Yoshiko is, unfortunately, a bit of a gremlin-- ]

i guess if no one particularly minds the gray water it wouldnt be too bad of a spot

[parodeity]

then i will have my much desired cinematic death scene

[lecturehall]

See? This is what I was hoping for. Thank you.

Although I'm not sure how I feel about the police seeing my social network posts...

[browbeater]

so what do you think the information they're holding is? since we're not thinking about the changes.

[shinyidea]

like people might die

[browbeater]

i honestly have no clue. their motives are pretty much a mystery to me.

[frostythehitman]

Well

No, I do like that part of it

But if it means also getting weird packages and messed up memories and being some BS company's plaything, then what's the upside to it? Sure, I get some cool stuff out of it now and then, but I'd rather do stuff on my terms, not theirs.

[browbeater]

nnnno i am pretty sure this is nothing like what bhudda felt.

and... awake? i guess?

[shinyidea]

Sometimes I think people like to be angry!
Which is understandable sometimes
but it seems very tiring???

Its true
Chocobos match my hair
But horses have soft noses

two will enter one will win

[lecturehall]

Obviously.

But we're still allowed to go on with our normal lives, right? Like I said, this is far from the worst it could be.

[trappingheart]

i guess on the one hand you can't deny that it makes things interesting
on the other like
it's not interesting in a GOOD way

[mercurio]

i might have been friends with satan

[browbeater]

isn't knowing their scheme in the first place a pretty big victory?

[mercurio]

that slipped

[sonofpatriots]

Oh no, I mean to make this liquor last for a long time but I do want to make a 'drinking game' out of this. Tip your shotglass and chug whenever Retrospec starts its shit.

Now that, comrade, is how you deal with bullshit.

Well, let's see: Bourbon, more bourbon, copious amounts of vodka, tequila from Tijuana, gin, good ol' whiskey, cognac, a few reds & whites, real Jamaican rum, and even moonshine that is made by yours truly.

[browbeater]

and what are we crazy for, exactly?