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[recollecters]

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Comments

[storytelleroftime]

Indeed. And it will be a glorious slaughter of deserving victims! But I digress. I suppose, that makes the rest of us the predators. The predators, or the shepherds.

Although wouldn't retrospec fit the latter description in this case?

[godcards]

False shepherd, maybe. Although no one is quite sure where they're trying to lead the flock, if at all.

I'd rather be a wolf or something.

[storytelleroftime]

Yes. A false shepherd leading their flock to a new future. The new future that is whatever future Retrospec wishes to usher in.

And wolf is actually a nice term. It sounds intimidating! Though I'd rather be a lion, or something. Do lions even hunt sheep?

[playdolls]

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Data is always less secure than people think it is. I don't know why everyone's in a tizzy about this one particular app like their nude snapchats aren't on a server somewhere waiting to be hacked.

[lingeringwill]

maybe you'll get like

mind reading

or something

that would be pretty cool

[godcards]

Sounds strangely optimistic for a bunch of hysterical idiots.

If there were sheep to eat. There's zebras and gazelles too.

[hauhra]

Can it, Malik. I know how to delete an app from my phone.

[storytelleroftime]

It sort of does, doesn't it? Maybe "the false shepherd is a wolf who took lead of the flock" would be something a bit more accurate.

And so, I guess it's settled then! You're the wolf and I'm the lion!

[maskreant]

when i said they must like cats, i didn't mean cat lady. but he seems cool if all you're telling me is true. it almost sounds like you're in love with him.

i'll make sure to flame him at least once then.

[lingeringwill]

<font face="courier>forgive and forget? you cant break team rock breakers i think it is a good thing, yeah youre lucky you met me now and not three years ago

[godcards]

I don't doubt it. However... the app will just come back! Nothing you do can get rid of it. You're part of Retrospec now, whether you like it or not. Expect gifts in the mail any time now, as they've decided you're particularly interesting to them...

They're also stalking all of us, evidently, so get used to that too.

[saburai]

And this club meets for adventures once a month, you said?

[saburai]

That sounds about right. I didn't know English when I first moved here, either, so I made up my own lessons until I could follow along.

[maskreant]

i can't say people looking for companionship and love always make rational and coherent decisions. compromises and risks are part of the dance.

also, i'm not actually looking for someone.

[mercurio]

you have vidya teacher??
ohhh you know you can tell me what you wanna order any time and i'll make the order + collect it for you
you can give me the orders ahead of time for each day
and i'm on it!
i do that for the police station coppers

well i'm kinda trying to get a new job for after the summer so...

[godcards]

I look forward to seeing someone get eaten. Maybe multiple someones!

At least you know better than to believe this bullshit.

[playdolls]

you're just begging to get stalked making excuses like that for people's behavior.

[mercurio]

i feel like i should ask him what his company's about
but that's sweet dude

[mercurio]

here's hoping for the best

[mercurio]

i'm 20
you?

[mercurio]

both! but i prefer the spontaneous variety

[storytelleroftime]

Me too! Got anyone specific or do you just like mayhem?

Well of course not. Being a chronic shitposter doesn't mean you're a complete idiot.

[mercurio]

another "plz no" on my list of plz nos......

[mercurio]

...50%?

[hauhra]

Well, if they're anything like me, then they're not particularly thrilled to see that they suddenly have a social media account when they're not exactly interested in being social... though I don't doubt that most of them are more like what you just described, either.

And you're being pretty ominous, aren't you? Don't tell me you were actually being serious when you were talking about eating them.