approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

[thesettingsun]

SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

Comments

[storytelleroftime]

QHJQJHQRWJKWGWJKG SAME!!!!!

[thesettingsun]

Bingo should not be giving people with laser powers or whatever an unfair advantage! They already have an unfair advantage just by having lasers!

[storytelleroftime]

I KNOW! Someone needs to file a complaint about this! Now I can't get my second vertical row and my first horizontal row!

[thesettingsun]

Mine's on column 3. Did you get a QR code on your middle square, too?

[overtwohundred]

oh pumpkin
here let me call 911 for you

[ ask her why. just do it. ]

[thesettingsun]

I can complain on social media if I want to, it's not against the law.

[storytelleroftime]

Yeah. Also a prompt to write a one woman show for someone. Idk who I can rope into doing that though.

[overtwohundred]

do you really want to tempt fate

[thesettingsun]

Mine was to get something skull-themed and reenact Hamlet's speech in public. Which I would be more willing to do if one of my possible bingos with the center square wasn't impossible because I don't have powers.

[thesettingsun]

What, that someone's going to make complaining on the internet illegal? You might as well just ban the internet.

[overtwohundred]

i could
you're talking to the law here, sunshine

[storytelleroftime]

Yeah, glad none of my center stuff got ruined at least. So I was somewhat less screwed but a rigged game.

[thesettingsun]

City, state, or federal? It doesn't matter because all of them have better things to be doing than making vaguetweeting a crime.

[overtwohundred]

the law of All
joke's on you, vaguetweeting is my area of expertise

[thesettingsun]

You know what would be nice? If Retrospec had a complaints department.

Nice for us, I mean, not for the guy who would have to answer all our emails.

[thesettingsun]

Then how about you do something about Jim posting vaguely threatening messages at us?

[storytelleroftime]

How many death threats do you think would be in there? Now that's an interesting game. Probably would number in the hundreds, what with how pissed everyone is. For good reason, of course.

[thesettingsun]

If one person sends a different death threat every day, does that count as multiple death threats or just one? I don't think we have more than a couple hundred Retrospec users, and some of them are polite.

[adoringpast]

it doesn't have to be literal, dumbass

[saburai]

Were you actually hoping to go for 100% completion?

[ because that's pretty damn ambitious... ]

[thesettingsun]

Do you know that? Did you find a FAQ?

[thesettingsun]

No, but it's in the middle column and the center square has a QR code. Jim's mentioned QR codes before so it might be important to get a bingo there and I'm not happy that one way is impossible for me.

[adoringpast]

No, but there's something called "common sense" and "thinking out of the goddamn box"? You should try it sometime.

[thesettingsun]

Your "common sense" sounds suspiciously like "giving a company made of assholes who change reality for kicks and otherwise make us miserable the benefit of the doubt".

[overtwohundred]

jim's outside of the law apparently
real talk, i've been looking for the asshole but
no dice