I am not trying to seduce you

[katsudonfatale]

Yuuri Katsuki shared a photo. 7/8 near Apprasage

Hi... I've had this app for a while, but to be honest I don't use it much because of how suspicious it's seemed from the start. It's been several months now, and I guess it's obvious that whether I use it or not isn't going to change how it keeps affecting me and everyone else so... maybe it's time to try a different approach, I guess. With that said, does anyone here remember the Macarena? Did you know it's Billboard's No. 1 dance song? I feel like it's really due a comeback, especially with how fun it is to dance to! 🕺💃✨ Remember to drop by Dance!!! Studio if you're interested in dance lessons of any kind. Maybe, together, we can bring the Macarena back! 💪

Comments

[liberal_arts]

I should have known. Jim's sense of humor, no doubt.

[mercurio]

honestly? i suck at dancing
so probably not

[originallutece]

I may just hold you to that.

In the meantime: has anyone else taken you up on your quest?

[katsudonfatale]

Yeah, that was my suspicion as well
I just don't know if there's still a point to fighting any of this

[katsudonfatale]

Well, as long as you don't mind them
I'm glad you like the Macarena so much
Wait
You'll help??

[katsudonfatale]

I mean, it's... something like it
Kind of

I
Yeah, there's so many that we could try to bring back
But actually this is just for my bing card, you know?

[katsudonfatale]

Of course!

Which request?

[katsudonfatale]

Oh
I'm sorry to hear that

[insantafe]

Oh, okay. I'm guessing you're a dance instructor?

It’s no creepier than posting pictures of everyone on the network from behind. These Retrospec folks are like stalkers.

[mercurio]

dude don't apologize
i still use some of the dance moves for when i go to clubs and whatever
a total old school hit

[digthefuzz]

of course!!
why wouldn't i
i just said i wanted it back in style
so i'll be the change i want to see in the world!

[liberal_arts]

Boring him to death, perhaps.

But really, there is a reward in indulging our own curiosities about these recent incidents.

[judgementkazzy]

I dunno, dancing doesn't seem like my kind of thing. Though it does look kinda fun.

How's your bingo going so far?

[katsudonfatale]

Hmm?
What do you mean?

[katsudonfatale]

[ ACTUALLY THAT SOUNDS MILDLY CONCERNING?! ]

Haha, yeah
I mean, they're fun to do...

[katsudonfatale]

[ !!?!?! Does he get extra credit if he actually succeeds in his task thanks to an influencer? It's a mystery, but he sure isn't complaining. ]

That's so inspiring!
I hope more people get back into it too!

[katsudonfatale]

I am, yeah
True, but I also feel like they go beyond mere stalkers... like... no matter what I do or where I go I should just assume I'm being watched

[katsudonfatale]

It *is* a lot of fun, but I'm... probably biased
Haha

Well
I've... hopefully cleared my center square so far?

[ Translation: I have no idea how I'll go about the rest of this, actually. ]

[mercurio]

do you teach dance lessons?

[judgementkazzy]

Maybe I'll check it out. Even disco seems kind of fun.

Yeah, I have a lot of squares but I dunno if I can actually get bingo...

[ He's helped people out but not actually... paid much attention to his, welp. ]

[katsudonfatale]

Yeah! Please feel free to drop by the studio anytime, we have trial lessons for free :)

Well, for a bingo you only need to complete one line, right?
Do you need help with any tasks?

[katsudonfatale]

Yeah, I'm a dance instructor

[mercurio]

alongside mr nikiforovvov i can never get his name right

[judgementkazzy]

Cool, maybe I will. I'm still busy getting ready for ReConvention, but maybe after that I'll have some more free time.

I have to dial up a stranger and grant a friend's wish. Or sing a ballad to a stranger... but that seems even more intimidating than calling someone up randomly.

[liberal_arts]

Are you not curious as to what machinations are driving all of these recent phenomenon?