I am not trying to seduce you

[katsudonfatale]

Yuuri Katsuki shared a photo. 7/8 near Apprasage

Hi... I've had this app for a while, but to be honest I don't use it much because of how suspicious it's seemed from the start. It's been several months now, and I guess it's obvious that whether I use it or not isn't going to change how it keeps affecting me and everyone else so... maybe it's time to try a different approach, I guess. With that said, does anyone here remember the Macarena? Did you know it's Billboard's No. 1 dance song? I feel like it's really due a comeback, especially with how fun it is to dance to! 🕺💃✨ Remember to drop by Dance!!! Studio if you're interested in dance lessons of any kind. Maybe, together, we can bring the Macarena back! 💪

Comments

[overtwohundred]

god i hope this is a prank too

[ don't be mean....]

[katsudonfatale]

[ It's okay, he wishes this were a prank too ]

Um... which part do you mean?

[rygdea]

Wait are you serious about this?! I hate that stupid song!

[katsudonfatale]

Yes?

Um

More or less

But I mean, it's understandable if it's not something you enjoy, of course!!

[viktorymaker]

Did someone ask you for Macarena lessons now
?

[katsudonfatale]

No??

[liberal_arts]

The Macarena is *not* due for a comeback.

[katsudonfatale]

I mean

It's been like 20 years??

[digthefuzz]

totes mcgotes!!
now this is my jam!

[katsudonfatale]

Eh? Really?!

[roseblooms]

Why stop at just the Macarena? Perhaps you could do a whole set of memetic dances that deserve a comeback.

[katsudonfatale]

Oh! Um... I guess?

Do you have any suggestions?

[originallutece]

You can't be serious. The Macarena?

[Poor Yuuri, he doesn't deserve this level of skepticism.]

[katsudonfatale]

[ It's okay, he's getting used to it. ]

Well, it's been a couple of decades, so...

[darkgame]

looks fun [This poor guy's getting a lot of dickish comments. What's wrong with people?]

[katsudonfatale]

Oh! Do you really think so?

[insantafe]

There's a thousand dances out there in the world that could've made a comeback, and you pick the Macarena?

[katsudonfatale]

Well, technically it wasn't my choice?

[judgementkazzy]

Are you offering non-Macarena dance lessons as well? Was that on your bingo thing?

[katsudonfatale]

Ah, no, I'm actually a dance instructor

Are you interested?

[twostringsonebow]

[........... Oh dear. Some of these comments are downright mean.]

Will they be open all month?

[katsudonfatale]

The dance lessons?

[sonofpatriots]

I hoped to have been dead by the time the Macarena would come back in style.

Please stop.

[katsudonfatale]

[ Oh no. ]

It hasn't actually come back!!

[mercurio]

hahaha i remember being made to learn this back when i was in grade school

[katsudonfatale]

Aw, that's cute
Did you like it?

[b0mbshell]

Oh my god.

Is that song really 24 years old?

They weren't playing it much anymore in the US when I came here. I was hoping I'd dodged a bullet.

[sonofpatriots]

Well here's your chance to feel like a fullfledged American!

Enjoy!