I am not trying to seduce you

[katsudonfatale]

Yuuri Katsuki shared a photo. 7/8 near Apprasage

Hi... I've had this app for a while, but to be honest I don't use it much because of how suspicious it's seemed from the start. It's been several months now, and I guess it's obvious that whether I use it or not isn't going to change how it keeps affecting me and everyone else so... maybe it's time to try a different approach, I guess. With that said, does anyone here remember the Macarena? Did you know it's Billboard's No. 1 dance song? I feel like it's really due a comeback, especially with how fun it is to dance to! 🕺💃✨ Remember to drop by Dance!!! Studio if you're interested in dance lessons of any kind. Maybe, together, we can bring the Macarena back! 💪

Comments

[overtwohundred]

god i hope this is a prank too

[ don't be mean....]

[katsudonfatale]

[ It's okay, he wishes this were a prank too ]

Um... which part do you mean?

[rygdea]

Wait are you serious about this?! I hate that stupid song!

[viktorymaker]

Did someone ask you for Macarena lessons now
?

[katsudonfatale]

Yes?

Um

More or less

But I mean, it's understandable if it's not something you enjoy, of course!!

[rygdea]

What kind of nerd would enjoy this crap? Have you no dignity?

[katsudonfatale]

No??

[katsudonfatale]

[ You know? That's an excellent question. ]

Is that a trick question...?

[rygdea]

[Ha! Someone needed to ask it! Too bad it's Fynn asking this question. He's a bit of an asshole at times.]

I don't know, man! Is it? Are you a nerd?

[liberal_arts]

The Macarena is *not* due for a comeback.

[viktorymaker]

[ O...kay. This is so weird. But they did say they'd get to know each other better...? So... ]

Are you a fan of the Macarena? Or the band? [ Was it even a band? ] I don't know their name

1/2

[katsudonfatale]

[ It's okay, Yuuri is... well, not super experienced at assholes, but he's prepared to deal. ]

I

I guess

Maybe

A little

[katsudonfatale]

But also it was part of my bingo card!!!!

[rygdea]

Oh, you're playing that game too?
Well, I guess that makes sense then.

[katsudonfatale]

Los del Rio

[ Were there other questions here? He appears to have missed them. ]

[katsudonfatale]

I mean

It's been like 20 years??

[viktorymaker]

[ Oh crap. He's a real fan. He's trying to find other fans of the Macarena via the Retrospec app. He's overcoming his misgivings about Retrospec for this. ]






I see

[katsudonfatale]

I'm already regretting it...

[katsudonfatale]

[ Oh my god, he's judging me, isn't he? Of course he is, I would judge myself too and my standards aren't half as high as his. ]

Anyway...

Did you also get a bingo card?

[viktorymaker]

[ Wow, judging is such a harsh, ugly concept. ]

I did! You got one too?

[digthefuzz]

totes mcgotes!!
now this is my jam!

[roseblooms]

Why stop at just the Macarena? Perhaps you could do a whole set of memetic dances that deserve a comeback.

[rygdea]

As you should! I don't feel sorry for you at all.

It's a horrible song that no one knows the lyrics for!

[originallutece]

You can't be serious. The Macarena?

[Poor Yuuri, he doesn't deserve this level of skepticism.]

[darkgame]

looks fun [This poor guy's getting a lot of dickish comments. What's wrong with people?]