But first lemme take a selfie

[sakeplz]

hey guuuuuys!

a few days ago something amazing happened! my eyes changed to gold! theyre so pretty~

[He links to one of his social media pics because for whatever reason he feels like doing that instead of uploading.]

seeeee?

OH AND KENTA HAS THE APP NOW AND HE GOT ME A DOGGY!

meet Kenti hes sooooooooo cute!

Comments

[okitactless]

10/10

[Yamato you are not the We Rate Dogs twitter, stop replying to dog posts like this]

[judgementkazzy]

He's adorable.

[shutupmage]

You sure that's a dog? Looks more like a marshmallow.

[Hell of a way to introduce yourself to people, Kurogane.]

[hauhra]

This looks shopped.

[sakeplz]

IKR???

[sakeplz]

hes so cute! do you want to meet him sometime?

[sakeplz]

best marshmallow of recolle

[sakeplz]

...the dog or my eyes?

[hauhra]

...your eyes, you idiot.

How do I know you're not just wearing colored contacts?

Though... now that you mention it, with all that fluff, the dog very well could have been shopped too.

[ Oh, Bakhura, you are but a young padawan who still has much to learn about Retrospec.

Also, just wait until he regains his canon hair color........ ]

[sakeplz]

becaaaaaaaaaaause colored contacts usually make your pupils look bigger

are you not on the up and up about weird body changes for ppl?

[hauhra]

[ Should've stuck with the Photoshop meme, Bakhura. ]

...I had heard of them, yes.

But given who I had heard it from I was sure that he was only saying it to get a rise out of me. I never thought for a minute that it could actually be true.

Is this your first body change, then?

[sakeplz]

yep! pretty gold eyes!

otherwise just weird memories~

[judgementkazzy]

Absolutely.

[ No hesitation. ]

[sakeplz]

hell love that~ Kenti loves people so much!

just let me know when you have some free time! it can be drinks and pup play!

[okitactless]

how old is he!! when can I come pet him

[sakeplz]

come over come over! hell love yoooou! and hes five!

[judgementkazzy]

[ That sounds like a completely different kind of date, Jirou. ]

Sounds good. I'll text you next time I have some time off.

[sakeplz]

[He's completely unaware of how that sounds okay. Leave him be.]

yaaaaay! Im free a lot so we should be able to match up easy!

[okitactless]

I will soon! I need to pet a dog

[HE'S BEEN STUCK WITH THIS KITTEN FOR OVER A WEEK NOW AND IT'S AWFUL]

he looks so soft
but I bet brushing him takes forever

[sakeplz]

I dont notice really

I mean
look at my hair?

[toobigtohandle]

[BAKURA YOU DID NOT]

They're real, and don't call him an idiot.

[flowrite]

omg your eyes!!

the puppy!!!

help i'm dead of cuteness

[sakeplz]

my eyes so pretty!

and he so cute!

YOU SHOULD MEET HIM

[flowrite]

ahhhhh yes please can I!

and stare into your pretty pretty eyes~ ;)

[sakeplz]

heeeeeeeee~ come over! he loves ppl!

Kenti is like...Kenta and I! mixed! very social but calm too