But first lemme take a selfie

[sakeplz]

hey guuuuuys!

a few days ago something amazing happened! my eyes changed to gold! theyre so pretty~

[He links to one of his social media pics because for whatever reason he feels like doing that instead of uploading.]

seeeee?

OH AND KENTA HAS THE APP NOW AND HE GOT ME A DOGGY!

meet Kenti hes sooooooooo cute!

Comments

[hauhra]

...your eyes, you idiot.

How do I know you're not just wearing colored contacts?

Though... now that you mention it, with all that fluff, the dog very well could have been shopped too.

[ Oh, Bakhura, you are but a young padawan who still has much to learn about Retrospec.

Also, just wait until he regains his canon hair color........ ]

[sakeplz]

becaaaaaaaaaaause colored contacts usually make your pupils look bigger

are you not on the up and up about weird body changes for ppl?

[hauhra]

[ Should've stuck with the Photoshop meme, Bakhura. ]

...I had heard of them, yes.

But given who I had heard it from I was sure that he was only saying it to get a rise out of me. I never thought for a minute that it could actually be true.

Is this your first body change, then?

[sakeplz]

yep! pretty gold eyes!

otherwise just weird memories~

[hauhra]

Weird memories?

Like what?

[sakeplz]

like making sushi though I cant cook or that Im a divine being and other stuff like those

[hauhra]

A divine being? Heh. Sounds more like a role-playing session to me. You sure that's not what you're remembering?

[ Not everyone is a nerd like you, Bakhura. ]

[sakeplz]

considering a couple of the memories are like...ancient...definitely not rp

[hauhra]

What about a dream?

And just how ancient are we talking?

[sakeplz]

what about a dream?

and there were swords in use in the battle!

[hauhra]

A battle? Really? And this supposed memory happened while you were awake?

[toobigtohandle]

[BAKURA YOU DID NOT]

They're real, and don't call him an idiot.

[hauhra]

It was obvious that I was talking about his eyes. It's not like Pomeranians are obscure.

[ It really wasn't, Bakhura. But okay. ]

But if you're so sure that they're real... then how about you prove it to me?

[toobigtohandle]

I've seen them with my own eyes and I don't have to prove anything to you.

[Are you looking for people to fight Bahkura, because if you are congratulations you can stop looking.]

[hauhra]

Heh. Congratulations! You've just confirmed my suspicions. I should thank you! Now I can rest easy knowing that something like that can't possibly happen to me.

[ Honestly? Yeah. Someone put him back in the dumpster where he belongs smh ]

[toobigtohandle]

Oh really? What makes you think you're so special?

1/2

[hauhra]

[ As far as Bakhura is concerned?

Everything.

But thankfully he'll save that rant for another day. ]

You really don't get it, do you? That's too bad... now you'll need to have it explained to you in a different way... one that's easier for you to understand. Oh, well! Just make sure you listen more closely this time, okay?

Though...

You really shouldn't have to because it's actually quite simple!

[hauhra]

You see, you won't prove that these changes are happening to your little friend for me because you know that you can't. And if you know that you can't, then you must also know that you're not telling me the truth about what's really going on here... which is, of course, that you just have a friend with some pretty bad Photoshop skills... how unfortunate for you...

But for me, on the other hand, it's a blessing in disguise...

Because... it means that I have absolutely nothing to worry about! Got it?

Hehe. Just you wait, Malik... I'll show you...

[sakeplz]

wooooooooooow

you have some issues dont you

[hauhra]

Well...

Maybe a few.

[ At least he'll admit that much. ]

But I'm not going to share my life story with you if that's what you were expecting. Sorry to disappoint you.

[sakeplz]

well I wasnt asking for it so thats cool! lol

[hauhra]

What do you know? It looks like we can agree on something after all.

[toobigtohandle]

You take delusional to new levels.

... And my name is not Malik. I thought you could see people's names on that thing.

[hauhra]

[ Jirou and Kenta Get It. ]

Yeah, you can... but I wasn't talking about you. I'm not that delusional. I was talking about the guy who started all of this... in fact, I'm only having this discussion with you at all because something told me that he was just talking out of his ass when he mentioned it before... now I know for sure that my gut feeling was right!

Anyway, I'm off to go rub this in his face... thank you again for giving me this opportunity, Kenta!

[toobigtohandle]

Don't come back to complain once it happens to you and you realize how much of a fool you made yourself out to be.