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hey, for the record we aren't keeping records on you through your electronics. they're useful tools sometimes but they're not required. mr. halloway wanted you (the people meeting at the utsuki dojos at 8pm on sundays) to know it's a nice effort but he still doesn't see any secret codes or handshakes so the meetings aren't spy-level enough to keep him happy yet. also he made me take notes on all of them. i don't really care about how spy-level they are, though.

also the technicians managed to fix some things.

Maurice Fitzwilliam
Intern
Retr

spec Incorporated

As of this post, the following changes have been made to the world:

• Normal limes are available alongside the dancing variety.
• Horse-related items such as horseshoes, bridles, and feeding bags. These items will still be regarded as unusual or fake by NPCs but will be available in various locations.
• Visual media regains the color blue. This applies to all forms of film whether watching on-screen, online, or reviewing videos PCs recorded prior to the loss of color. Please note this is only videos, not pictures.

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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holy shit an intern
maurice how do i get your job
i'll do coffee runs and sound like a jackass for free even

how the fuck do any of them get their jobs
like serious q
how DOES one get hired to be part of a secret society

i'll let you know if one of them contacts me
i put out my face and name
i'm just waiting
maybe i'll send a resume and cover letter

they clearly need employees to troll us on the ground floor

pick me jimbo pick me!!
i got looaaaads of experience

is your resume just every comment you have on the network

i think i have a portfolio of pranks
embarrassing blackmail videos
that kinda thing

i kinda wanna ask to see the blackmail videos

if our paths ever cross again
you can ask

(no subject)

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listen theyve had my resume for months now and i still havent gotten a call
if theyre hiring idk what their process is

fill the lobby with your resume
and your business cards
you can't see the floor anymore it's just your name

You know...

When you put it that way, that job does sound like fun... and it's probably something that even an inexperienced high school student like me could do, too.

But would it have a higher age requirement?

flood their mailbox
demand attention
make it so they can't ignore you
it's just following the company model you know?

Since you sound like you're speaking from personal experience, how's that been working for you? Gotten any callbacks yet?

[ Inquiring minds would like to know. ]

jim sent me an invite to his wedding

[that's

that's a lie

but you know]

What?!

But... how? How did you...?

...not that I'm interested in going, of course, I just didn't think any of us would actually be...

[ It's okay Baren.

Bakhura isn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box. Ur good. ]

i'm kind of a big deal
and i might crash it if there's an open bar
with more nondancing fruit

Is that so?

Then how come I wasn't invited?

[ Bakhura is gr8 at this networking thing. ]

Oh, and grab me a few while you're there. I'd do it myself if I was able, but since that's obviously not the case...

[ He's so offended, gosh. And after he sent Jim a gift, too. Mooch. ]

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you already sound like a jackass for free though
idk what you could be getting out of this job

[DON'T BAREN YOUR WAY THROUGH THIS, BAREN, HE'S CONCERNED.]

imagine the inside scoop i could get
did jim buy a ring
does maurice also have a thing for janet
where is janet
did they make her up

idk i kind of prefer our soap opera
like what if you got hired and found out it was boring as hell??
maurice might be dying on the inside
he sounds like he is

if i got hired
and found it was boring
i would make it
Not Boring

i 100% don't doubt that
but also you need to s t o p

oh come on
what do i have to lose

do you want me to find you and answer that seriously??

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