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[recollecters]

hey, for the record we aren't keeping records on you through your electronics. they're useful tools sometimes but they're not required. mr. halloway wanted you (the people meeting at the utsuki dojos at 8pm on sundays) to know it's a nice effort but he still doesn't see any secret codes or handshakes so the meetings aren't spy-level enough to keep him happy yet. also he made me take notes on all of them. i don't really care about how spy-level they are, though. also the technicians managed to fix some things. Maurice Fitzwilliam Intern Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, the following changes have been made to the world: • Normal limes are available alongside the dancing variety. • Horse-related items such as horseshoes, bridles, and feeding bags. These items will still be regarded as unusual or fake by NPCs but will be available in various locations. • Visual media regains the color blue. This applies to all forms of film whether watching on-screen, online, or reviewing videos PCs recorded prior to the loss of color. Please note this is only videos, not pictures. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[crushcard]

Send me your portfolio and writing samples and I'll consider it.

[crudest]

what if i just bet a 20% increase in sales for anything with my name on it

[he could probably swing that

party satan's cult following is a weird thing]

[crushcard]

i'd prefer evidence of tangible results but based on your reputation i would expect nothing less than 25%. at the minimum.

[ why is he treating this like a serious conversation. ]

[crudest]

if i see an actual contract offer by tomorrow i'll sign it with a promise of 30

[crushcard]

[ oh my god baren why. ]

freelance based on the number of hours you put in on any project, proportionate credit given.

[crudest]

20% pay raise if sales increase by more than the promised 30 on each individual project

[crushcard]

15% raise to your base hourly rate if you deliver 30% more than projected targets, and for every 5% increment thereafter I'll stack it with an additional 10% to your raised hourly rate.

[crudest]

k
send it to my manager

[and baren will provide someone else's address here??? because he doesn't like putting his own address on anything??

still can't believing this is happening]

[crushcard]

[ what the fuck just happened, a story in 30 comments or something. ]

I expect a signed duplicate copy on my desk on Monday.

[ uh yeah. so it's a thing that's going to appear in his mailbox i guess???? proper legal jargon and everything. ]

[crudest]

i'll let you know if i have any issues
excited to work with you, boss fruitbatman