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hey, for the record we aren't keeping records on you through your electronics. they're useful tools sometimes but they're not required. mr. halloway wanted you (the people meeting at the utsuki dojos at 8pm on sundays) to know it's a nice effort but he still doesn't see any secret codes or handshakes so the meetings aren't spy-level enough to keep him happy yet. also he made me take notes on all of them. i don't really care about how spy-level they are, though.

also the technicians managed to fix some things.

Maurice Fitzwilliam
Intern
Retr

spec Incorporated

As of this post, the following changes have been made to the world:

• Normal limes are available alongside the dancing variety.
• Horse-related items such as horseshoes, bridles, and feeding bags. These items will still be regarded as unusual or fake by NPCs but will be available in various locations.
• Visual media regains the color blue. This applies to all forms of film whether watching on-screen, online, or reviewing videos PCs recorded prior to the loss of color. Please note this is only videos, not pictures.

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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no way. why would anyone feel that passionately about limes? you can barely use them for anything.

ask janet!
or jim since he's probably the one that decided to bring limes back first and i bet he did it for her

unless retrospec's had its own supply of normal limes and oranges and apples etc this whole time

i wouldn't put it past them. they're clearly messed up if they're that obsessed with limes. janet's face's gotta be all pinched up.

true and true
you know what i'd love to see?
an artist rendition of how janet and jim look like just based on what we know about them

what DO we know about them? pretty sure i missed half their bullshit.

so far?

janet seems to be the most put together and "professional" but tbh with this company that isn't saying a lot
it's hardest to get a read from her i think?
like very customer service face-y

jim's a giant asshole
he probably keeps locks of janet's hair under his pillow
proposed to her via meme over the network and basically rubs it into our faces once a month that we have no idea what's going on or how to figure this garbage out

maurice just seems like a tired intern
also kind of spineless

so a robot, a shithead and a doormat.

the shithead's probably one of those bottom feeders who don't get out much. doesn't shave but can't grow a full beard.

robot's got a bob.

doormat is a doormat.

i could see it
all of it tbh

i bet jim's also like beanpole skinny and wears obnoxious sneakers
janet probably keeps a nail file at her desk

no way that's way too cool for jim.
nail file's probably true.

which part, the shoes or the skinny?
bc i could also see him being the type of person who duct tapes his shoes because he doesn't want to spend money on a new pair
like the "i won't throw these out, these are still good" kind of person

there it is. that's definitely jim.

still don't think he's skinny though. definitely has a bit of a gut.

like the "sits around and eats doritos all day while trolling people online" kind of gut?
idk though
i could also see him being one of those guys who likes wheat grass shots