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[recollecters]

hey, for the record we aren't keeping records on you through your electronics. they're useful tools sometimes but they're not required. mr. halloway wanted you (the people meeting at the utsuki dojos at 8pm on sundays) to know it's a nice effort but he still doesn't see any secret codes or handshakes so the meetings aren't spy-level enough to keep him happy yet. also he made me take notes on all of them. i don't really care about how spy-level they are, though. also the technicians managed to fix some things. Maurice Fitzwilliam Intern Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, the following changes have been made to the world: • Normal limes are available alongside the dancing variety. • Horse-related items such as horseshoes, bridles, and feeding bags. These items will still be regarded as unusual or fake by NPCs but will be available in various locations. • Visual media regains the color blue. This applies to all forms of film whether watching on-screen, online, or reviewing videos PCs recorded prior to the loss of color. Please note this is only videos, not pictures. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[sivard]

Now we just need them to get rid of the rest of the creepy fruit.

[manufactured]

Even the disturbing limes aren't gone completely, so even this is something of a disappointment.

[sivard]

Maybe it has to do with when they were picked.

Do you think they try to dance when they're still attached to the tree, or do they only start dancing once they're in the supermarket?

[manufactured]

...That's exactly what I needed today. The mental image of entire trees full of dancing fruit.

[sivard]

You're welcome!

[...sorry, wesker]

But in all seriousness, it does seem like what things change are a little random, doesn't it? Like the world suddenly remembering horses exist.

[manufactured]

In fairness, I don't understand what anyone had against horses to begin with. Dislike them all you want given that they're expensive animals that are both anxious and fragile, which is a terrible combination all around - but it isn't as though their replacements are much better on the sanity front.

[sivard]

Me neither.

The chocobos come with their own weird problems, and they seem like a lot of work. Plus I reckon if they bite you, it'd be pretty damn awful with the beaks and all.

[manufactured]

...Do they bite, now that you've mentioned it?

[sivard]

Not intentionally, I don't think? They're herbivores, I'm pretty sure.

Then again if you're teasing one you might end up losing a finger because those are some big jaws for a toothless bird.

[manufactured]

Charming.

I don't have any intention of dealing with them either way; birds - large or otherwise - have never really been my company of choice.

[...I mean, Gilligan cut to the day after this conversation where Silver tries to get him to ride one, but anyway...]

[sivard]

I can't say I disagree with you there.

Especially birds that are loud and as big as a person. That's just asking for trouble. Even horses could make you wish you didn't mess with them on a bad day.