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[ The nice thing about living with your twin is that your laptops can do double duty. That’s how this whole thing happens: they have one laptop facing them, webcam on as they stand in the middle of their living room, and the other laptop is on the table behind them. There’s a video playing on it that’s tough to see, but the twins aren’t watching it either.

What matters is the song that’s playing.

The looks on the twins’ faces are very serious as the song gets started. It takes only about fifteen seconds for the beat to really drop, and they hold perfectly still for that time. But once the music really gets going…

… so do the twins.

Like, the whole shebang. Hand motions over their heads, swinging their hips, it’s perfect. They do the spins, they have choreography, did they actually take the time to learn all of this?

(Of course they did.)

Then they come to the part of the song with the… spine twisting. You know. That spine twisting. Souji will stop because Yu stops, and they just kind of look at each other.

Then Souji … does it. Like, does it perfectly. It’s amazing. Who knew a human could defy all logic and anatomy like that?

Yu tries it…

… and it’s actually audible, the way his spine cracks. He’ll end up stumbling off camera, holding his back and wheeze-laughing to go collapse somewhere. Souji just looks back at the camera and immediately goes to turn it right off. ]

[ Five minutes later, this text accompanies the video. ]

Taking Yu to the hospital. One like = one prayer . Send gifts and flowers to dorm #211 please and thank you.

Comments

so late weeps but just wanted to drop this in

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[Oh hello, cupcake delivery from the Confectionary to dorm room #211! Minako is in her full work uniform when she offers a half dozen box of creme brulee cupcakes to whoever comes to the door.]

A get well present from me. Tell Yu-kun that I'll kill him if he dies from a stunt like this, so he better get well soon.

[AND THEN SHE FLOUNCES OFF back to work.]

bless minako

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[ WAIT WHY DOES MINAKO LEAVE BEFORE SOUJI CAN THANK HER he will text her later ]

Thank you for the cupcakes, Minako-senpai. I'm sorry that Yu couldn't see you at the door to get them.

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[SHE'S STILL TECHNICALLY ON SHIFT girl works hard for the money.]

it's okay! I'd rather he get lots of rest anyways

how is he doing now? I don't have to kill him, right?

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[ she is his inspiration... don't worry, he'll soon be juggling two jobs as well. bar and cat cafe aw yis ]

I'm sorry, senpai, but I'm afraid that shortly after you ran away... he left us to move on to the ghostly afterlife.

I will prepare the ghost hunting equipment you need to kill him again.

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ooooh!!

I could be one of the lady Ghosthunters from the movie!!!

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You can even get your own theme song...! I'll play it for you on my trumpet.

But this sounds like a good cosplaying plan.

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trumpet BGMs are everything I need and more~

aha I totally could try and cosplay it!!

...the props would be kind of hard to make by hand though

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I think I saw some for sale in Toysryou last time I was there.

If you want to put your cosplaying making pride to the side and cheat for a moment.

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haha I had no cosplay making pride from the beginning so I'll definitely be okay

time to raid ToysRYou!

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Careful not to overspend...!

You already work yourself so hard that I don't know what I'd do if you take on more shifts and work yourself to death just because you spent too much money on Ghosthunters toys.

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aw have more faith in your senpai, Souji-kun~

I'll only spent HALF of all my money on Ghosthunters toys ヾ(≧∇≦*)ゝ

really though, I love the idea but I might wait until it's NOT summer time...could you imagine wearing those jumpsuits in a packed convention hall? I'd pass out from heatstroke

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But think of doing it for the art.

Do it not for yourself but for all the Ghosthunters fans out there and those who believe in you to run around in a thick jumpsuit in the middle of summer in a pack convention hall. Do it for them. Do it for the kids.

[covenantal]

[ when she's at the door, somewhere in the background a voice will chime: ]

Is that senpai? Wait, why is she killing me?!

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[ and souji will add either at the same time as minako or after or before like who even knows, ~rp timelines~ ]

Because you deserve to die. Again.

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[~RP timelines~]

Because you worried me half to death, but also because you worried me half to death over how you were doing Caramelldansen of all things.

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[ After a long moment and a rude gesture at Souji: ]

... sorry, senpai ...

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[She peers into the dorm, and even though she can't see him, her voice is fond.]

Silly. Just be more careful next time, okay?

[Because she has no doubt there's going to be a next time when it comes to these twins and shenanigans.]