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[ The nice thing about living with your twin is that your laptops can do double duty. That’s how this whole thing happens: they have one laptop facing them, webcam on as they stand in the middle of their living room, and the other laptop is on the table behind them. There’s a video playing on it that’s tough to see, but the twins aren’t watching it either.

What matters is the song that’s playing.

The looks on the twins’ faces are very serious as the song gets started. It takes only about fifteen seconds for the beat to really drop, and they hold perfectly still for that time. But once the music really gets going…

… so do the twins.

Like, the whole shebang. Hand motions over their heads, swinging their hips, it’s perfect. They do the spins, they have choreography, did they actually take the time to learn all of this?

(Of course they did.)

Then they come to the part of the song with the… spine twisting. You know. That spine twisting. Souji will stop because Yu stops, and they just kind of look at each other.

Then Souji … does it. Like, does it perfectly. It’s amazing. Who knew a human could defy all logic and anatomy like that?

Yu tries it…

… and it’s actually audible, the way his spine cracks. He’ll end up stumbling off camera, holding his back and wheeze-laughing to go collapse somewhere. Souji just looks back at the camera and immediately goes to turn it right off. ]

[ Five minutes later, this text accompanies the video. ]

Taking Yu to the hospital. One like = one prayer . Send gifts and flowers to dorm #211 please and thank you.

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And you never fail to impress, if I may say.

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Thank you.

Do you think we can make it to Broadway if we get enough practice?

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It seems entirely within your grasp.

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I'm glad we have your support.

We'll make sure to remember you when we become rich and famous.

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And you will donate half your earnings to a fund for cats, am I correct?

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Of course, but dream a little bit bigger.

It wouldn't be half. It'd be 90% of my earnings. They deserve nothing less.

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Truly.

And when you have established your empire of cats, will you let me visit?

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Yes, you will be our honorary guest. I will ensure that you will be gifted with many riches and pleasures for inspiring and encouraging me to create my empire.

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I shall await. Good luck, my dear pioneer.