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[covenantal]

[ The nice thing about living with your twin is that your laptops can do double duty. That’s how this whole thing happens: they have one laptop facing them, webcam on as they stand in the middle of their living room, and the other laptop is on the table behind them. There’s a video playing on it that’s tough to see, but the twins aren’t watching it either.

What matters is the song that’s playing.

The looks on the twins’ faces are very serious as the song gets started. It takes only about fifteen seconds for the beat to really drop, and they hold perfectly still for that time. But once the music really gets going…

… so do the twins.

Like, the whole shebang. Hand motions over their heads, swinging their hips, it’s perfect. They do the spins, they have choreography, did they actually take the time to learn all of this?

(Of course they did.)

Then they come to the part of the song with the… spine twisting. You know. That spine twisting. Souji will stop because Yu stops, and they just kind of look at each other.

Then Souji … does it. Like, does it perfectly. It’s amazing. Who knew a human could defy all logic and anatomy like that?

Yu tries it…

… and it’s actually audible, the way his spine cracks. He’ll end up stumbling off camera, holding his back and wheeze-laughing to go collapse somewhere. Souji just looks back at the camera and immediately goes to turn it right off. ]

[ Five minutes later, this text accompanies the video. ]

Taking Yu to the hospital. One like = one prayer . Send gifts and flowers to dorm #211 please and thank you.

Comments

[tarotcards]

A small minor setback in the grander scheme of things. I'm sure Yu will agree with me that a thrown out back is a sacrifice he's willing to make again.

[originallutece]

And if it's you who ends up throwing out your back next time? Are you still so enthusiastic?

[tarotcards]

Of course.

Nothing will stop my love for this iconic dance. Even if I were to be paralysed from the waist down because of an unfortunate dancing accident, I will continue to perform for my dancing spirit cannot be tamed.

[originallutece]

You're both going to end up corpses at this rate.

But I suppose you'll at least be legendary ones.

[tarotcards]

We'll go down in musical history for our efforts.

Will you at least come and visit our graves and make sure to spread some catnip around for us?

[originallutece]

No.

[tarotcards]

Why are you being so cruel 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。

[originallutece]

Because I refuse to indulge your obsession with cats, even in the afterlife.

[tarotcards]

It's not an obsession.

It's a very loving relationship and by depriving me of that relationship, you are essentially depriving me of my happiness.

[originallutece]

Someone has to be the voice of responsibility, I'm afraid. I've taken that role since I was a child; I'll happily take it up with you.

[tarotcards]

I hope you realize that this is just motivating me to take a kitten and just leave it in your lab for you to take care of so you could change your mind.

[originallutece]

Do not.