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[scythegun]

Have you ever remembered something that makes no sense with the rest of your memories but would explain something about the person you are now?

Please note that I'm not saying that the memories we're getting have made us who we are now or anything like that! I'm just asking if you've experienced something that could explain some things, if one were inclined to believe such nonsense.

I've never liked dogs, and if my memories are to be believed, there might be a reason for that.

[Attached is a hand-drawn image of the world's most anime dog. It's a decent drawing but it's obvious Jaeger never actually draws dogs.]

On another memory-related topic, has anyone remembered how to use weapons? I'm a little alarmed to find I now know how to use one when just a few days ago, I couldn't fight at all. Please tell me I'm not alone in this.

[Also this text is coming from "Gunther Schwarz".]

Comments

[scythegun]

[RIGHT HE'S JUST GONNA BRING HIS GIANT FUCKOFF WEAPON ON BUSINESS TRIPS...]

Because that wasn't the point of this post!

[feistytrader]

Alright, mister no fun allowed. Message received.

[scythegun]

Oh come now, I'm plenty of fun!

[...is this really what he's getting stuck on right now.]

[feistytrader]

Then why can't you tell me what you find cool?

[Jeager why are you like this-]

[scythegun]

Maybe I feel like being difficult!

[Silver why are YOU like this!!]

[feistytrader]

Oh. Alright, then.

[And that's all it takes to get him to drop it, apparently.]

Could you tell me more about the dog, then? Since I need to stay on topic.

[scythegun]

[Good...???]

His name's Repede, he looks approximately like that, and I dislike him for some reason. That's all I know, unfortunately.

[feistytrader]

[Yeah, good--!! He didn't want to know anyway!]

Maybe he sleeps on your couch.

[scythegun]

I wouldn't let a dog sleep on my couch! He'd get blue fur everywhere!

[feistytrader]

He looks like a dignified dog. Won't you let him sit at the dinner table?

[scythegun]

No, because he's a dog.

[feistytrader]

But he's a good boy.

[scythegun]

You can't possibly know that for sure. I just drew a picture of him.

[feistytrader]

All dogs are good boys.

[scythegun]

I'm not going to get into an argument about dogs. All I know is I dislike this one for whatever reason.

[feistytrader]

Are you telling me that I'm barking up the wrong tree?

[scythegun]

Yes, yes, you're very clever with that pun.

[YOU CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR THE GROAN]

[feistytrader]

It really is punderful, isn't it?

[scythegun]

Are you even trying anymore? Using "pun" as a pun is just pathetic!

[feistytrader]

Of course I'm trying. Come on, throw me a bone here.

[scythegun]

ughhhhhhhh that was TERRIBLE

[YOU WIN SILVER, HE'S SO DONE]

[feistytrader]

I see the reception for that one is through the woof.

[Jeager can't handle puns! Noted for future torment.]