FIVE ✻ TEXT

[mercurio]

[the video starts up with sora in the background, sitting down on beanbag in what looks like the animal shelter, with two puppies on his lap rolling around and one standing on his chest and licking at the boy's face.]

Testing audio, testing... Yo, Sora. What's your favorite kind of dog?

ALL OF THEM!

...sure got that.

[suddenly, the mastermind behind this video shows up. clearly, that's prompto, big smile on his face.]

Hey guys!

Sora and I wish to make a special announcement!

[there's like two more dogs on top of sora, who is excitedly waving at the camera]

We have so many dogs that need walking at the animal shelter, so we thought, hey! Help us walk them! It's really fun! We'll provide the dog treats and leashes, so come on down any time.

[there's the sound of a plastic bag opening, explosively]

WHY WOULD WE WANNA WALK THEM?

--because dogs need love too, Sora--

[prompto turns around to look at sora, but there's no sora?? he has effectively been overwhelmed by puppers and has disappeared under said dogs. there's a lot of barking going on right now.]

There's treats everywhere?!! Sora! --uh, dude!

[he grabs his phone, shutting off the recording, and it’s likely he’s running off to help sora. maybe.]

(( OOC: hey guys! consider this your ooc gofundme so that you can ~donate~ whatever thread points come out of this towards regaining the colours blue/green (PREFERABLY BLUE...the sky, cerulean orbs..you know), thanks!! ))

Comments

[destiny_key]

thats mean!!! :(
i mean im happy and stuff but that doesnt mean you cant talk to me!!!

[redarm]

no it means i dont wanna.
i rather get through school with as little socialising as possible.

[destiny_key]

but why???
isnt friends the fun part of school???

[redarm]

i dont like people?
whatever, its no big deal
not like we have anything in common.

[destiny_key]

says who???
maybe we do have something in common

you like dogs right???

[redarm]

yeah but everybody should like dogs.
not liking dogs is like not liking food.
means youre really fucking weird.

[At least as far as Noah's concerned]

[destiny_key]

see!!!
thats something we have in common!!!
dogs are the best!!!

[redarm]

[.............that sure is 9 exclamation points. That is way too much excitement]

tch! its not that big a deal we both like dogs.

[destiny_key]

it is!!!
because that means we have something in common
i bet we have other stuff in common too!!!

[redarm]

how is your exclamation button not broken from overuse?

[destiny_key]

i mean i dont think i use it that much???

also its not a real button lol

[redarm]

oh jesus
whatever.
forget it.

[HE JUST WANTS TO WALK SOME DOGS DAMMIT]

[mercurio]

aw don't be like that noah

[redarm]

what? im here to walk dogs, not make friends.

[mercurio]

you'll be making friends with the dogs though i hope

[redarm]

[You can also hear the exasperation in his text as he dutifully answers]

yes.

[mercurio]

and sora

[he's gonna get you]

[redarm]

why????

[mercurio]

at least just say hello in the hallway or something!

[redarm]

uuugh.
fine.
ill say hi.

[But don't expect him to sit at his table at lunch!!]

[mercurio]

[prompto wins another battle]

that's a good boy!
haha see because dogs..

[redarm]

dont push your luck.

[mercurio]

or you'll kick my ass?

[destiny_key]

ill look for you!!!
and say hi back :)

[redarm]

😩
whatever.