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[mercurio]

[the video starts up with sora in the background, sitting down on beanbag in what looks like the animal shelter, with two puppies on his lap rolling around and one standing on his chest and licking at the boy's face.]

Testing audio, testing... Yo, Sora. What's your favorite kind of dog?

ALL OF THEM!

...sure got that.

[suddenly, the mastermind behind this video shows up. clearly, that's prompto, big smile on his face.]

Hey guys!

Sora and I wish to make a special announcement!

[there's like two more dogs on top of sora, who is excitedly waving at the camera]

We have so many dogs that need walking at the animal shelter, so we thought, hey! Help us walk them! It's really fun! We'll provide the dog treats and leashes, so come on down any time.

[there's the sound of a plastic bag opening, explosively]

WHY WOULD WE WANNA WALK THEM?

--because dogs need love too, Sora--

[prompto turns around to look at sora, but there's no sora?? he has effectively been overwhelmed by puppers and has disappeared under said dogs. there's a lot of barking going on right now.]

There's treats everywhere?!! Sora! --uh, dude!

[he grabs his phone, shutting off the recording, and it’s likely he’s running off to help sora. maybe.]

(( OOC: hey guys! consider this your ooc gofundme so that you can ~donate~ whatever thread points come out of this towards regaining the colours blue/green (PREFERABLY BLUE...the sky, cerulean orbs..you know), thanks!! ))

Comments

[destiny_key]

do you work at night or something???

im sure we can find some night owl dogs though!!!

[lalliho]

no I do not

[destiny_key]

why are you awake all night then???

[lalliho]

because I am

why are you awake all day

[destiny_key]

because i have to go to school and stuff
and also my mom would kill me if i slept all day

[lalliho]

okay well I don't have school or a mom so I'm allowed to sleep all day

[destiny_key]

luckyyyyyyy!!!

but also i dont know that id want to sleep the whole day
maybe just half the day
theres a lot of good stuff that happens during the day

[lalliho]

[YES..."LUCKY"...OKAY.]

I don't sleep for 16 hours you know

[destiny_key]

well yeah
youre not supposed to sleep for more than like 12 hours or something

[Very sound logic, in his opinion.]

[lalliho]

[...huff. well. whatever.]

so it's not night when I wake up

[destiny_key]

so like
do you sleep in the afternoon and wake up at midnight or something???

[lalliho]

no

sleep at 6/7 am wake up 2/3 pm maybe it changes a lot

[NOT THAT HE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF TO MR. HYPOCRISY OVER HERE]

[destiny_key]

but thats still kind of day wastey
by the time you got out to do stuff itd be evening

[mercurio]

i know some people who sleep as much as 12 hours sora..

sora you're 17 you're as big as you're gonna get

[destiny_key]

listen that was like one time
im a growing boy i should be allowed to sleep whenever

i know a duck who will be pissed

[mercurio]

"one time"
what does your mum say

[destiny_key]

that i shouldnt be allowed to sleep all day
but also shes not home during the day

[mercurio]

sora some dudes are just into the nighttime
i think lalli messed up his sleep cycle for life

[destiny_key]

why though???

[mercurio]

because of ghosts
maybe

[this is most likely a lie]

[destiny_key]

???ghosts???
does he have a problem with those???

[mercurio]

sure does
ghosts everywhere sora

[destiny_key]

wheres sorey when you need him

[mercurio]

he knows ghosts?!

[destiny_key]

yeah???
he did that ghost hunting thing last month