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[undergrowl]

[ Koushuu is largely doing this over text because it's ridiculous, and also a little embarrassing, but it's. Something he can do. He's curious about the stupid QR code, anyways, and figures that there's no harm in teaching it.

Mostly.

Sort of.

It said to teach three people, but he can do more than that. ]

Who wants to learn some stupid, arguably useless, phrases in French?
ie; someone's not bigheaded, but instead "ils péter plus haut que son cul."
[ An imagined pause, for emphasis. ]
"They fart higher than their ass," is what that is.
If you want something that's probably less offensive, I can give you that, too.

Comments

[buncho]

peter plus what? you gotta include an audio clip for this sort of thing you know

[undergrowl]

[ Ask and ye shall receive, Mafuyu. With a notable accent: ]

Ils péter plus haut que son cul.

[buncho]

perfect! i'm ready now, give me another one! the more offensive the better

[playdolls]

Why are we googling dirty phrases in french?

[cheetahsenpai]

hmm i want to know how do you say good job and you're stupid

[tire]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[tire]

THAT BETTER NOT BE BC OF ME!!! THATS RUDE

[cheetahsenpai]

IT WASN'T GOING TO BE NOW IT IS

[tire]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U DONT HAVE 2 INSULT ME IN 2 LANGUAGES

[cheetahsenpai]

YOU STARTED IT

I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE IN MIND TO USE THOSE TWO PHRASES FOR

NOW YOU'RE ON THE LIST TOO

[tire]

UR SO MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
SENPAI!!!
U SHOULD ONLY USE THE GOOD ONE IM A GOOD JR

[cheetahsenpai]

I WILL USE EACH PHRASE ANY WAY I WANT TO!

[tire]

U CANT BOSS ME AROUND ANYMORE IM THE ACE

[cheetahsenpai]

SO? I'M STILL YOUR SENPAI

DO I NEED TO GO DOWN THERE AND SHOW YOU THAT I'M YOUR SENPAI AGAIN

YOU WANT THE GOOD PHRASE THEN EARN IT

[tire]

DONT COME IN MY HOUSE JUST 2 KICK MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[undergrowl]

avoir le cul bordé de nouille.
your ass is filled with noodles. it means you're lucky.

[undergrowl]

[ And, because he likes Mafuyu: ] Avoir le cul bordé de nouille.

[cheetahsenpai]

KEEP IT UP AND I WILL

I CAN GO DOWN THERE IF I WANT

I GO DOWN THERE SO MUCH IT WON'T LOOK STRANGE EITHER

[tire]

RHGHGK
THAT SOUNDS LIKE MURDER!!! MURDER!!!!!!!!



OKUMURA U SEE THIS RITE?!?! DONT LET ME DIE!!!!!

[undergrowl]

"bien joué" is "good game."
"beau travail is "good work."
"ne pas avoir inventé la poudre" is a more eloquent way of saying someone's not very bright.
"they haven't invented gunpowder."

[undergrowl]

but if you just want to call someone a dumbass...
"tu es completement débile."

[undergrowl]

je ne parle pas idiot.

[cheetahsenpai]

thank you, i'm going to write this down so i won't forget them

[undergrowl]

that's basically calling someone a complete moron.

[cheetahsenpai]

now that phrase looks like it's going to be very useful to me